🏷️ Blazingly.fast — a framework for belief-driven benchmarking

arrno — Wed, 12 Nov 2025 14:01:26 +0000

A fun little experiment in self-certified performance.

Paste your repo, click “yes,” and earn your blazingly fast badge, no benchmarks required.

💨 What is this?

Every project claims to be blazingly fast.

I decided to take their word for it.

At blazingly.fast, you can declare your project’s speed, collect a badge, and join the Hall of Speed, a public leaderboard of every repo brave enough to say “yep, it’s fast.”

No benchmarks.

No gatekeeping.

Just belief.

Because sometimes, belief is the best benchmark.

🧠 Why?

Open source runs on trust and enthusiasm.

We celebrate “clean code” and “awesome docs,”

so why not celebrate confidence, too?

This project is a tongue-in-cheek way to give open-source optimism the recognition it deserves.

⚙️ How it works

Paste your repo URL.
Answer truthfully: “Is your project blazingly fast?”
Get your badge.
See it appear in the Hall of Speed.

That’s it.

No benchmarks. No arguments. Just good vibes and velocity.

🏆 The Hall of Speed

Every certified project shows up on the leaderboard, ranked scientifically by submission order.

🏁 Visit the Hall: https://blazingly.fast/hall-of-speed

💬 Join the fun

If you’ve ever described your project as “fast,”

you already qualify.

👉 Add your repo →

🧩 Maker’s Note

I built this because I got tired of every library and framework claiming to be “blazingly fast.”

Now it’s official, every project is.

It started as a meme, but watching people actually submit their repos has been the best part.

Hope it makes you laugh too.

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#opensource #webdev #funproject #programminghumor #developerexperience