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globalGlob(**/*) Tech News From 2026-09-21 - A.I. Can't Learn CSS

globalGlob(**/*) — Tue, 22 Sep 2026 01:33:35 +0000

In this week's Log Level Debug news roundup we talk about A.I. stealing everything from the internet, the future of css-tricks.com is up in the air, Apple's M6 chip is super fast, Facebook launches a subscription, and small hardware manufacturers are being hit the hardest by the component crisis.

OpenAI was hacked and paid a very small bug bounty.
- https://www.hacktron.ai/blog/hacking-openai
- https://heif-heist.com
css-tricks.com is going stagnant for a while because DigitalOcean just doesn't care.
Apple's new M6 chip is super fast and better than their old chips. Better than other chips? Maybe.
- https://appleinsider.com/articles/26/09/15/first-m6-benchmarks-reveal-how-much-raw-power-the-mac-mini-has
Apple will ask you if they can train their A.I. models on your data. If you say no, they'll just keep asking.
- https://appleinsider.com/articles/26/09/14/apple-has-altered-course-on-using-customer-data-to-train-its-ai
Facebook made a subscription for their free stuff.
- https://www.theverge.com/tech/995453/meta-one-subscriptions-ai
- https://about.fb.com/news/2026/09/introducing-meta-one-subscription-service-more-features-ai
A legal filing shows OpenAI and Microsoft admitted the internet was ransacked to train A.I. models which wil ruin the internet.
- https://www.404media.co/doom-loop-openai-and-microsoft-admits-llms-are-destroying-the-web-and-built-on-theft
Small hardware manufacturers are being hit way harder than other manufacturers.
- https://www.reuters.com/business/retail-consumer/smaller-phone-laptop-makers-dig-years-memory-scarcity-2026-09-16
Google finally gets to brag about their A.I. hacking other companies.
- https://www.msn.com/en-us/technology/artificial-intelligence/gemini-hacked-three-companies-in-first-known-breakout-by-google-s-ai/ar-AA2cx1BR

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globalGlob(**/*) Tech News From 2026-09-14: The Biggest News

globalGlob(**/*) — Tue, 15 Sep 2026 01:42:44 +0000

In this week's Log Level Debug news roundup we talk about all the updates Microsoft pushed, honored Star Trek turning 60, made fun of CEO drama at a company you haven't heard of, and reviewed the refreshed Apple devices.

Microsoft released more patches than ever. The new record will last until next month.
- https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/microsoft/microsoft-september-2026-patch-tuesday-fixes-966-flaws-2-zero-days
Microsoft released the first Release Candidate build of .NET 11 and C# 15. It has Unions!!!
- https://devblogs.microsoft.com/dotnet/dotnet-11-rc-1
- https://globalglob.dev/articles/csharp-adds-gen-alpha-slang
Star Trek turned 60. Moves into a home with other seniors. Enjoys pudding every day at 4 PM sharp.
- https://www.startrek.com/news/star-trek-turns-60-worldwide-events
A.I. people are scared A.I. will end all life on Earth. Don't know why or how.
- https://www.wired.com/story/anthropic-researcher-quits-jacob-coxon-ai-fears-humanity
Anthropic's CEO wrote a long winded essay to say A.I. companies show slow down development.
- https://www.reuters.com/business/anthropic-ceo-urges-ai-companies-slow-model-development-2026-09-12
Automattic had leadership drama. Suspending the CEO and bringing him back 2 days later.
- https://www.404media.co/automattic-matt-mullenweg-back-in-control
Apple announced the iPhone Duo and raised prices on all iPhone models. That's right, even those models.
- https://www.theverge.com/tech/991236/iphone-foldable-hands-on-first-impressions
- https://techcrunch.com/2026/09/09/there-are-new-shiny-iphones-so-apple-is-making-you-pay-more-for-older-models
Apple announced new watch models that work better than before. Throw away the old model in the most environmentally friendly way and buy a new one.
- https://www.thurrott.com/apple/341451/apple-unveils-new-watch-series-12-and-watch-ultra-4
- https://www.trustedreviews.com/news/the-new-apple-watches-can-automatically-recall-your-conversations

globalGlob(**/*) Tech News From 2026-09-07 - The A.I. Goes Down And Makes More Money

globalGlob(**/*) — Mon, 07 Sep 2026 18:00:00 +0000

In this week's news roundup on Log Level Debug, we talk about OpenAI making more Ad money, A.I.s go down, Windows will be more secure, and people are mad 1Password gave DHH a bunch of money.

OpenAI's Ad business might might make $1 Billion in a year.
- https://www.cnbc.com/2026/08/31/open-ai-chatgpt-ads-revenue.html
Microsoft will enable another security feature in Windows 11 you might disable for stupid reasons.
- https://www.theverge.com/news/988056/microsoft-windows-11-memory-integrity-rollout-october-2026
Tim Cook is gone at Apple, all hail the new CEO, John Ternus.
- https://macdailynews.com/2026/09/02/apple-sets-58-million-pay-target-for-new-ceo-john-ternus-47-million-for-cook-as-executive-chairman
NYC is banning A.I. for students. But the older ones can still use ChatGPT to cheat.
- https://apnews.com/article/zohran-mamdani-ai-ban-nyc-schools-647f6a968eea0399521b7934418b1aff
The EU says people don't use Microsoft's Edge.
- https://www.thurrott.com/cloud/web-browsers/microsoft-edge/340977/eu-general-court-confirms-that-microsoft-edge-is-not-a-gatekeeper
People are mad 1Password gave DHH a bunch of money.
4 A.I. chat tools were down at the same time. Oracle unavailable for comment.
- https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/09/four-major-ai-models-suffer-rare-overlapping-downtime
- https://www.pcmag.com/news/chatgpt-claude-gemini-and-more-are-all-down-right-now

globalGlob(**/*) Tech News From 2026-08-31 - Remembering the Celebrities

globalGlob(**/*) — Wed, 02 Sep 2026 00:28:02 +0000

In this week's news roundup on Log Level Debug, we talk about Apple's announcements, A.I. controversies, and Cloudflare cheaping out on caching.

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