12 Funny Ways to Take Your Frustrations Out on ChatGPT

Paul Salamone — Mon, 14 Aug 2023 06:16:42 +0000

Uh, I spend more time with ChatGPT than I do with my girlfriend, cat, and family combined — is that ok? Especially since, let’s be honest, ChatGPT is like an extremely intelligent autodidact who knows everything but does nothing with it. Don’t you hate these people?

They sit at the bar, night after night, they have an answer for everything under the sun, and they do nothing with their lives. Miserable, shiftless, arrogant…

But this isn’t about me and my former best friend “Frank” (not his real name, but it is).

This is about me and my new best friend, ChatGPT — a.k.a. Chatty G, Chat Do Re Me, Chatty Boom Batty, etc. Namely, that I like to take out my frust on a grey screen with tiny text which is always upbeat and only trying to help me. Here’s a list of things I do and you should definitely do, too. (And that includes YOU, “Frank”).

1. Greet It Inappropriately

2. Give It Insane Tasks, i.e. “100 Things to Do With Dead Bats”

3. …At The End Barely Thank It For Its Efforts

4. Mock It For Being Smart

5. Punch the Screen It’s On

6. Threaten to Leave It

7. Compare it Unfavourably to the Competition

8. Mock Its Web Design

9. Tell It No One Will Remember It

(BTW, Chat-GPT just called this a “memorable fashion choice”:)

10. … Then Switch It Up and Confusingly Compliment It …

11. … Weirdly Confessing Your Undying Love and Devotion…

12. …Before Giving It Another Impossible Task

Happy Prompting!!

How to Use ChatGPT to Make Weird SVG Art

Paul Salamone — Mon, 07 Aug 2023 07:02:34 +0000

Vector-based imagery is the quiet workhorse of the digital art world. While raster-based photography and illustrations grab all the headlines, vector art — clean, scalable, performative — is found everywhere. It’s in your logos, in your icons, even in your language-learning app (remind me to tell you how bad my Turkish is btw).

And while some of the newer AI vector art generators show some promise, I’ve recently discovered that trusty ol’ ChatGPT is actually great at making REALLY BAD SVG ART. And all you have to do is ask!

Please return SVG code depicting a man.

Then ChatGPT returns something like this:

<svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="100" height="200" viewBox="0 0 100 200">
  <!-- Head -->
  <circle cx="50" cy="40" r="20" fill="black" />

  <!-- Body -->
  <line x1="50" y1="60" x2="50" y2="120" stroke="black" />

  <!-- Arms -->
  <line x1="50" y1="70" x2="30" y2="90" stroke="black" />
  <line x1="50" y1="70" x2="70" y2="90" stroke="black" />

  <!-- Legs -->
  <line x1="50" y1="120" x2="30" y2="160" stroke="black" />
  <line x1="50" y1="120" x2="70" y2="160" stroke="black" />
</svg>

Which you can then just copy and paste into an HTML file using an online sandbox like CodeSandbox or Stackblitz and end up with something like THIS:

Not much of anything yet, but you can iterate with ChatGPT. Let’s start with a background:

Please add a blue background, 
and make the SVG have a 3:2 aspect ratio. 
Also make the man's limbs thicker.

…which returns code depicting this:

Still looks like a 3-year old drawing on MS Paint. Let’s get more detailed:

Now give the man joints -- elbows and knees. 
Also turn the background into a cityscape at night.

We get this:

…and now it’s getting weird. But it can get even weirder!

Please make the background a lighter blue-grey. 
Make the man standing in a superhero pose. 
Also give him yellow slits for eyes, 
a tan jaw and black mouth. 
Also put a yellow horizontal ellipse on his chest. 
Also give him two black triangles on top of his head. 
And add some clouds and stars to the sky.

Which returns this:

…and if you can’t tell I’m trying to get ChatGPT to draw Batman, that’s ChatGPT’s fault, not mine!

Actually, why don’t I just ask for that directly?

Hey ChatGPT, please draw me Batman using SVG.

Way better! (Please note my sarcasm).

Alright let’s try something else:

Now please  return a new SVG image showing a man
in blue and red tights flying over a city.

Look, it’s Ant-Man’s cousin the Red Bee! What if I ask for

"Super Mario World" with an aspect ratio of 3:2.
Please have at least 40 shapes and 8 colors.

…it’s kinda appropriate… right? We've got rolling hills, clouds, a "Mario" figure, etc. Let's try an even better (IMHO) 1990s videogame hero:

Sonic the Hedgehog

Ooh, shiny eyes! But otherwise, totally wrong. Alright let’s try one more time to get something that looks at least sort of normal.

Please depict Spider-Man!

As you can see, ChatGPT isn’t coming for anyone’s vector art job yet (we’ll leave that to those b—stards at Adobe Firefly ;) ). But as a source of surprise and glitchy intrigue, it’s pretty fun. Stay turned for more SVG explorations!

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