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So, by any means:
Please drop the BEST dev joke or pun that you know! Memes are very welcome too!
No joke or pun is too silly. Drop them below and make someone's day! π
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Discussion (76)
This was just on twitter:
where do Javascript developers wash their hands?
in async... π€£
but why don't some wash their hands?
the await is too long
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(I'll leave)
I yield π€£
π€£ so good...
Hehehehe π
Ok I love this one!
hahaha good one
ππ€· I didn't even got the thing, still I'm laughing lol
If you Google javascript async I promise it will get resolved.
Then you'll be like
Aaaaaaaawait
Now I get it
I know what that is πΉ but now I got it
async as in wash bowl (a sink)
I told this joke when I was interviewed for the job I still have today (eight years on April 22nd):
This one programmer is showing his new keyboard to another one. "Hey man, you've got to see this, my new keyboard is made out of solid metal!"
His friend says, "Why on Earth? Are you using it to stop bullets or something?"
"No, but Java is strongly typed!"
Didn't see that coming! π€£ Thanks for sharing @johnmunsch !
Awesome joke. I bet the interviewers burst into laughter π!
An oldie:
A developer is going to the shops and asks their partner if they need anything, "yes" they say, "milk, and if they have eggs get 6".
When the developer returns they unpack the shopping and their partner exclaims "why did you get 6 bottles of milk?"
The developer replies: "Because they had eggs"
Another time, the dev is at the shop and gets a phone call from their partner, who tells them, "While you're there, get some bread."
The dev never returned.
Nailed it!
CLASSIC! πππ
Seems plausible, when you type code to much your toughs kind become like that, IΒ΄d do it just for the meme
I found one on Twitter as well that went like...
Why you shouldn't trust JavaScript programmers?
Because they make lots of promises but they never callback.
Good one! π€£
HAHAHAHAHA oh my! π€£π€£π€£
I am quite a fan of this one
Clever indeed. π
Hahaha, this one's advanced! ππ€£
I read this on some article but I don't remember
Yes, before the big bang there was an just an empty string. Maybe they'll be able to detect remants of the quotation marks
Only if they had the source code...
πππ Yeah.
As a systems engineer, I'd tell you a UDP joke, but I'm afraid you wouldn't get it.
I will give you a handshake for that.
hahahah, GENIUS! π
Found this on reddit!

Hahahaha, it's a curse! π€£
bahahahahaha π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
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There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation and naming things.
β Phil Karlton
There are 2 hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-1 errors.
β Leon Bambrick
There are only two hard problems in distributed systems:
2. Exactly-once delivery
1. Guaranteed order of messages
2. Exactly-once delivery
β Mathias Verraes
There's two hard problems in computer science: we only have one joke and it's not funny.
β Phillip Scott Bowden
why do java developers wear glasses ?
Because they don't c#.
Hahahahah, that must explain it! π€£π€£π€£
Found one! What do you guys think?
I like this oneπ€£
inhu.co/demos/ascii-animation/1.php
Courtesy of @inhuofficial checkout his post
Holy....moly! DEVinitely did not see this one coming! πππ Think we gotta ban some folks from the net! π
Haha thanks Shaquil!
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I had a problem, so I thought, "Hey, I should use threads!"
have problems Now two I
I had a problem, so I thought "Hey, I should use Java!"
Now I have a ProblemFactory.
What's a pirate's favorite programming language?
You'd think it's R, but a pirate's true love is the C.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cache invalidation error.
Cache invalidation error who?
Knock knock!
Knock knock!
RACE CONDITION
Who's there?
Didn't see that coming! πππ Thanks for your contributions π
Found this one :)

Oh noes! Poor PHP! πππ
A very famous one is:
There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who donβt.
A more useful resource is if you are searching for jokes: t.me/programmerjokes
Hahahhaha, this one's great! ππ
My friend told me that the cycle of coding is "code -> do a mistake -> learn -> repeat".
Me: RuntimeError: Maximum Rucursion Depth Exceeded. Line repeated 100000 times
Did that cause a Stackoverflow? π€π
Never ever name your GitHub project Suicide. If you don't commit, contributors get disappointed.
Yikes! π±
From the index of the dBASE III Plus manual (mid-80s):
Endless loop: See Loop, endless.
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..
...
Loop, endless: See Endless loop
How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Thatβs a hardware problem.
Hahahah, classic! π
An algorithm is a word programmers use when they don't want to describe what they have done
There are two hard problems in computer science.
cache invalidation, naming things, and off by one errors.
Do you know how programmers accuse someone being the impostor in Among Us?
They say "Red sass"
When the impostor is sass! π³
I was ask to do a sprint for the week, so I run as fast I can and never came back.
From Black Mirror, the USS Callister episode, Nanette Cole says:
"His coding is... it's sublime."
Lookie at what I found! This is a classic by the way. Super silly, if you ask me π
what do you call an Indian goddess who is into programming?
Devi
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems.
The quote is from Jamie Zawinski.
Hahahaha, EPIC! Thanks for sharing! ππ
Comment section looking wild; I love it! Keep the jokes and puns going folks! ππ€£
π lol
Here's a fun dev joke generating app by @askudhay !
devjoke.app/
Why do developers need to wear glasses...?
...they canβt C#
Very funny :)
Thanks @theowlsden for telling me about the @dailydeveloperjokes bot! So guys, if you need a daily dose of humor, be sure to follow that lil bot fella! π