A little humor for this Friday, anyone?
Have you ever wondered if those hours in front of the screen are turning you into a coding machine?
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Haha, loving the humor here!! This is a fun one, Pachi. 😀
Thanks haha It is humor, bur may hit too close to the reality for some haha
More programming jokes please
20+ years ago, I was working on a system with a complex commission calculation formula. I couldn't code according to the given matrix for 3 days, and I barely sleep.
The third day I was exhausted and decided to go back have some good rest.
In the middle of the night, i jump down from my bed and write the code in my dream and I solve it 🤣🤣
I knew I code too much, and I'm still coding today at age 47 🤪🤪
concentration generates "traffic jams" in our neuron network, while relax is likely to free them.
when asked by my boss about my strolling in the middle of the working hours, my invariable answer is that he should pay me more for the strolling hours, since this is my time I find the solutions.
well, at least for the times I come back 😹
Lol lol you dream of code that really works hahaha
LoL... No joke that code really works...
From then I understand I need good and enough rest and sleep to code better..
100%. Coding is a creative and mental process. A good amount of sleep helps you solve complex coding problems better. It's not just skill issue.
Its crazy because its often feels like a punishment to take a break, and some how you finally decide to punish yourself and when you get back from your punishment, you realize that you've just solved a bug issiue that had taking away 6hrs in less than a minute. There is always an important next line of code to write.
This is a great and funny post. Good job, @pachicodes
Further, can I just say that,
is probably one of my favorite lines I've read this year from a Tech article.
Owwwwn thanks 💖
Loved it!! Should I be worried, though?
My sins:
Go for a walk outside right now LOL
Why are you talking about my life bro??
👀👀👀
This is funny 😁
Thank you!
Imagine if AI took care of everything and my only job was to catch some Z's!🥹
Lol! Looks like I’ve experienced most of’em. Especially, dreaming about code had happened more often. I love this humour here though.
Hope you don't dream of bugs hahaha
Omg, This is me some few months ago 😂
when I began trying Pascal, I was worried about things I can't do yet.
real life things, I mean, not programming related ones.
quite embarrassing.
I couldn't find the undo button on something I messed up writing down by hand the other day
That's just bad UX smh
This is so rude that there is no bottom for that 😂
"...reconnect with the world beyond your IDE."
Got it. I'll reconnect with my terminal. I was thinking of revamping my .zshrc file anyways :P
😂😂😂😂 nooooooo
At some point in my life, I've experienced all these situations
Hope you are better now haha
Happened to me in my first job.
Glad you are cured hahaha
Almost all of em, have even been thinking how to optimize workouts while working out in treadmills.
😂😂😂
#3 inspired me to hang a fly swatter on my cubicle
Hahaha
Well, funny enough, I unknowingly do some of the things you stated in this article 😅
😂😂😂 go for walk
All of the above plus going to a party after finishing a month of almost 24/7 coding and leaving because nobody there spoke Fortran (well, it WAS the 70s)
😂😂😂😂😂
And here I thought that just meant I cared about my work
Well it can help in some cases
Man, I hate it when the A.I. spells "you've been" wrong.
AI generated cover photo lol
is this post ai generated?
Nope.
But I did ask IA to give me ideas about funny dev related articles