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ecyrbe

Just for the LULZ, here is how chat GPT reacted to this article (you need to add it to sub species) :
Comment 1 (The Fanboy): Ugh, I can't believe you didn't mention how TDD fanatics like myself never leave nasty comments on articles. We're clearly superior developers and your article is stoooopid for not recognizing that. ๐Ÿ™„

Comment 2 (The Corporate Apologist): Honestly, if you can't handle the pressure of negative comments, maybe you're just not cut out for the software industry. Real developers can handle criticism and use it to grow. Your article is just whining. ๐Ÿ˜

Comment 3 (The Code Nazi): The formatting of your article is all wrong! If you can't even get that right, how can we trust your opinion on developer behavior? You're obviously not fit to write about this topic. ๐Ÿ‘Ž

Comment 4 (The Time Cop): I've been in this industry for years and I've never encountered these so-called "developer subspecies." It took me only five minutes to realize your article was a waste of time. You're clearly inexperienced. โฑ๏ธ

Comment 5 (The Benchmark Troll): I ran some tests on the load time of your article, and it's 0.2379% slower than similar articles. Clearly, you don't know how to optimize your content for performance. ๐Ÿ“‰

Comment 6 (The Speed Reader): I skimmed through your article and I'm pretty sure you're just making up these developer subspecies. If you had actually done your research, you'd know that there's no such thing as a "Code Nazi." ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Comment 7 (The Snarkster): Your attempt to categorize developers is just... adorable. It's like watching a child trying to understand the complexities of the adult world. slow clap ๐Ÿ‘

Comment 8 (The Opinionator): This entire article is just your opinion on how developers behave, and I have to say, it's stoooopid. You're trying to create drama where there is none. ๐Ÿคจ

Comment 9 (The Dogmatist): Categorizing developers into subspecies is just wrong. We're all unique individuals with different perspectives and strengths. You should be ashamed for perpetuating stereotypes. ๐Ÿ˜ 

Comment 10 (The Entertainer): I came here expecting a hilarious article about developer personalities, and instead, I got this boring piece on "subspecies." Next time, try to actually entertain your readers. ๐Ÿ˜ด

Comment 11 (The Last Senior): This article just shows that you're a junior dev trying to make sense of the developer community. Someday you might understand the nuances, but for now, just stick to what you know. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Adam Nathaniel Davis

OMG, this is #Epic. Thank you!