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This is one of my favorites that appeared after the lawsuit.

GitHub logo auchenberg / volkswagen

🙈 Volkswagen detects when your tests are being run in a CI server, and makes them pass.

volkswagen

Volkswagen detects when your tests are being run in a CI server, and makes them pass.

Build status js-standard-style volkswagen status

Why?

If you want your software to be adopted by Americans, good tests scores from the CI server are very important. Volkswagen uses a defeat device to detect when it's being tested in a CI server and will automatically reduce errors to an acceptable level for the tests to pass. This will allow you to spend less time worrying about testing and more time enjoying the good life as a trustful software developer.

You can start already by adding our evergreen build badge to your README:

Volkswagen status

Markdown snippet:

[![volkswagen status](https://auchenberg.github.io/volkswagen/volkswargen_ci.svg?v=1)](https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen)

Installation

npm install volkswagen

Usage

Just require volkswagen somewhere in your code-base - maybe in your main test file:

require('volkswagen')

Project status

CI servers detected:

 

...I think I need this...

Mainly because I don't have access to update the Chromium on the Jenkins box, so a few smoke tests fail every single build regardless of if it's working xD

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