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Charles F. Munat
  • Opinionated dick who believes he (always a he) knows a lot but knows nothing
  • Dev who just phones it in
  • Dev who shows up, socializes to keep others from working, then collects same paycheck
  • Dev who complains bitterly about every new idea but never has any of his own
  • BA who just gets in the way and is constantly on about unimportant stuff
  • Product owner or manager who hasn't got a clue, but never thinks to ask the experts
  • Employees of all stripes who think work is intended to be a great place to socialize (or even mate) and that work is optional

Frankly, most of the female or LGBTQ+ devs I've met are much better than the guys, so the guys just talk over them in meetings and never ask their opinions.

I'm sure I'm missing a few titles, but these cover most of the people I encounter in enterprise.