Note: I tried to make this post as accessible as possible, but since I wanted to block names & Twitter handles, I had to use some images. I apologize and will update the alt tag to display the tweet's content.
I've had my fair share of weird, creepy, and downright idiotic interactions on the internet. Most of the time I try to ignore them, but I thought in good spirits I would share the "fun" I go through on the world wide web. (Yes, this is satire.)
I am not saying that these types of interactions only happen to women, yet I do believe that would a man have posted the same tweet, they would not have received the same quantity of stupid messages.
No matter what I post online, it seems that people instantly flock to find fault within my words and immediately chastise me for it.
Let's delve into my super official (lol) scientific case study on "Being A Woman On The Internet." I will be using the Scientific Method.
Another note: I will be using the word men throughout this piece because in all of my time on the internet, I have had exactly one woman post a stupid response. Is this generalizing? Yeah, maybe. But seems to me to be an outlier. I am in NO way saying that only men are capable of this behavior. I'm just saying that it happens more often than not... from... men.
How ironic would it be if I got comments by men stating that I'm making generalizations, because they clearly wouldn't have read this paragraph and the irony would be seeping through the computer screen. Again, this entire article is just a joke. Okay thx that's all.
Step 1: Make An Observation
Women on the internet typically receive more idiotic comments in response to their content.
It doesn't matter what I post, I always receive a plethora of comments either trying to prove me wrong, insisting I couldn't have posted that because I'm a woman and don't understand tech, or berating me saying I'm too uptight.
Step 2: Ask A Question
Do men on the internet always look for fault within a blog post or a tweet in order to interject their personal opinions?
Step 3: Form A Hypothesis
Men on the internet, regardless of the content posted, will look for teeny tiny holes that they can poke at until they become big gaping holes that disprove the woman's point of view.
Step 4: Make A Prediction
If I post a tweet claiming that I am removing social media apps from my phone, I will receive stupid comments trying to prove me wrong.
Step 5: Test The Prediction
Oh the fun part. Let's jump right in.
To test my super scientific hypothesis, I posted this tweet:
And then I waited for the inevitable flood of thick-witted comments to arrive. Needless to say, I was not disappointed.
I even gave the community a blaring cue that I was, in fact, using my computer. Yet some people still missed this.
And then... they started rolling in.
They just couldn't deduce that the internet is also available through inventions we call laptops. Okay, I thought, but that's just a couple of comments.
Until they weren't just a couple comments.
Fourteen comments later and I was starting to believe that my hypothesis was undoubtedly proven true.
At one point, I had even posted a follow-up tweet stating that this imbecilic behavior was getting a bit ridiculous.
And yet... it didn't deter them. They were determined. I even started interacting with the offending parties; yes I know, "don't feed the trolls". I just couldn't help myself. I'm sarcastic, what can I say?
If you're wondering the breakdown between how many men posted responses versus women, here is my extremely legitimate quantitative data.
In my opinion, my hypothesis was proved truthful.
Conclusion
I posted this blog as a joke, because what else is there to do in these situations but get a good laugh out of it? There's no point in getting upset; it's not worth my time.
But the sad reality is that many women have this much worse than I do, and it needs to stop. If you see this type of thing happening, stand up against it. You can do so respectfully, but we must stop encouraging this incessant need to prove women wrong.
I'm not saying people can't have differing opinions, but intentionally trying to prove a woman's words as poppycock isn't cool and needs to be stopped.
Thank you for reading my satirical diary.
Oldest comments (30)
Haha this is hilarious!! I can't imagine what you have to deal with every day on social media with all these trolls coming for you. sending all the love❤️❤️❤️
Hehe thanks lady! :)
The internet will always be an interesting and special place. This is on of the reasons I don't use my face as avatar on most places. Hopefully I can gather the courage kinda post stuff anyway and use my actual face.
Never be ashamed to be who you are <3
On behalf of all the gentlemen out there, we apologize that you have to go through our toxicity every day. It is extremely frustrating how some of us do our best to treat everyone right, while there are others who paint a bad picture of us for whatever reason.
Thanks for sharing this. I just can't understand why there is even a stigma around women in the tech industry. It's unbelievable! It's 2019, people! We have to get our act together.
I am simultaneously surrounded by so many incredible men; I don't take that for granted! I just wish that these things weren't still an issue.
<sarcasm>Lol, you probably didn’t write this</sarcasm>On a serious note, I see gender inequality in the professional area pretty much every day here in Russia and find this absolutely unacceptable.
Never judged skills by gender and proud of it.
I actually read that tweet yesterday since I was considering if I should do the same thing. Saw how many comments there were and went to see if other people thought it would help with my concentration.
Unfortunately, although I guess the post was slightly made up anyway, the comments really weren't what I expected 😣.
You must be doing something right since I keep seeing your name here and on twitter without me even following you (might change).
TLDR - sorry this happens and to a lot of women as well, but keep up with the good work and the same to any one else reading this 👍👍.
That sucks :sigh:
Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, but I'm not sure about the universe yet.
Albert Einstein
This happened to me yesterday! But then something very nice and unexpected happened, a gentleman stepped in and called out the guy who was being a jerk!
We need more guys like this! Hang in there Emma! 🤗
Every time I read something good and fun by some techie, that also happens to be female, I always cringe a little bit. Not because of the content, but because I immediately come to think of the type of experiences that will follow. And I hate that, because this actively hurts recruitment of techies with another background than my own, as everyone can see that being visible on the internet is like wading in knee deep shit if you happen to have double X chromosones.
Actively block all the shitposters, unfollow people that makes your feed hateful or resentful and keep up the good work. You're a hero for sticking in there! Looking forward to the day that won't be necessary.
I saw this, had a good laugh and moved on. I didn't even notice it was mostly men or there were that many comments on the same thing. 😂 Kudos to you for laughing it off. Enjoy your freedom of a social medialess phone. This sounds like a good idea.