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I've solved one of the programmer's worst nightmares.

Have you ever had any of these troubles?
1."Yo dawg, why ain't you got no primary key in this table?" πŸ˜±

2."Bruh, VARCHAR(255) for a phone number? Seriously?" πŸ˜…

  1. "Fam, what's up with making ALL fields nullable?" πŸ€”

4."Hold up - no created_at or updated_at timestamps?" πŸ˜°

5."My guy, 50 columns in one table? What's the deal?" πŸ˜±

6."Yo, an index on EVERY column? For real?" πŸ˜¨

7."What's good with this table name 'user_info_data_table', my dude?" πŸ€£

8."Storing JSON in a TEXT field? That's wild, bro!" πŸ˜…

9."No foreign keys? No constraints? You living on the edge!" πŸ˜°

10."What's your expected data volume, chief?" πŸ˜±

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah......

Now, congratulationsπŸŽ‰

You can use AI Data Modeling to solve these worries!

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