Gitlab 'hacks'

#git #productivity #jokes

Ever wanted to look 'productive' on Gitlab? Paste this into your console. What are your favourite git related hacks? 😜

colors = [`rgb(172, 213, 242)`,
`rgb(127, 168, 201)`,
`rgb(82, 123, 160)`,
`rgb(37, 78, 119)`]

$(".user-contrib-cell").each(function(){ $(this).attr("fill", colors[Math.floor(Math.random()*colors.length)])})

See image below for results!

Why choose a platform when you can have both? 💩

Thanks to lukeshiru for their vanilla javascript solutions + GitHub script!

△ LUKE知る • Aug 16 '19

You have a typo there, it should be colors.length instead of items.length. Also, you could write it with vanilla JS this way:

((colors, query) =>
    Array.from(document.querySelectorAll(query)).forEach(cell =>
        cell.setAttribute(
            "fill",
            `#${colors[Math.floor(Math.random() * colors.length)]}`
        )
    ))(["acd5f2", "7fa8c9", "527ba0", "254e77"], ".user-contrib-cell");

And for GitHub, you can just change the parameters this way:

((colors, query) =>
    Array.from(document.querySelectorAll(query)).forEach(cell =>
        cell.setAttribute(
            "fill",
            `#${colors[Math.floor(Math.random() * colors.length)]}`
        )
    ))(["c6e48b", "7bc96f", "239a3b", "196127"], ".js-calendar-graph-svg rect");