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Sylwia Laskowska
Sylwia Laskowska

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If You Think YOUR Commit Messages Are Bad, Just Wait…

#jokes #funny #git

Lately it’s been all conferences, front-end celebrities, and very serious topics. And honestly? I’m tired…
Tired of ambitious topics - not of blogging! 😄

It’s a quiet Sunday afternoon, nothing’s happening.
So if you somehow wandered in here, enjoy this small collection of the dumbest / funniest commit messages I remember from my projects.

📝 Repeated “Fixes”™ 

"fix"
"fix"
"fix-final"
"ok final fix"
"fix final final"
"fixed previous fix"
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This is exactly what my DevOps’ commits looked like whenever he had to “quickly install something” into the code.
Luckily he always squashed later 😂

🛐 “Did the needful” 

"did the needful"
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My teammate’s classic message for the pointless “do it right now” tasks the manager dropped on us. 🙏

🔧 Build-Struggle Chronicles 

"attempt to fix the build"
"ok, fix the build"
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Let’s be honest… there were probably more attempts 😅

🔙 “Rollback the rollback” 

"rollback the rollback"
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Who among us hasn’t rollbacked a rollback? 🤷‍♂️

⚡ Demo-Driven Development™ 

"quick fix before the demo, forgive me"
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Peak engineering culture. Peak survival instinct. 🌪️

🙏 “please work” 

"please work"
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Who hasn’t written this one, hoping the code will show mercy? 🥲

😵 “too tired to explain” 

"too tired to explain"
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A universal Friday-at-8-PM commit message.

🫣 The Pre-ESLint Era 

"added a coma, now works fine"
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One comma to rule them all.

🧨 “some minor fixes” 

"some minor fixes"
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100 lines changed.
Zero regrets. 😇

💬 Your turn!

Do you remember similar gems from your own projects?
Share them — let’s build the ultimate Hall of Fame of Terrible Commit Messages 😎

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Adam - The Developer •

Or my favorite are the messages when they first push something:

  • “ initial commit “
  • “ initial “
  • “ init “
  • “ first commit “

🤣🤣

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Sylwia Laskowska •

Hahaha yes, especially when it’s the first and the last commit in the whole repo xD