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Discussion on: Describe the worst job interview you've ever taken part in

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Isaac Lyman

I'm sure I've told this story before, it gets funnier to me every time.

The interview was to work on a very small web services team for the Chemistry department at my university. It was an absolute mess from start to finish.

  • Their office was the most depressing physical location I've ever been in. An old, musty university basement with bare walls and sketchy fluorescent lighting. Basically a dungeon.
  • They'd printed out several pages of interview questions. Like, an intimidating stack of paper. Most of the questions had acronyms I'd never heard of. To this day I think I would fail that interview.
  • They asked my thoughts on Python. I said in my experience it was a little slow, pretty good scripting language though. (This was 2010.) They said it wasn't slow, it was one of the fastest ones. Still not sure what they were talking about.
  • The hiring manager FELL ASLEEP halfway through the interview. His employee had to complete it without him.
  • A day or two after the interview they sent me a one-line email response. It said "We cannot hire you because you do not know much about the Internet."

Dodged a bullet, I guess?

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Bhupesh Varshney 👾

Jesus christ, this had me rolled over 🤣
Thanks for sharing