It is saturday morning, I am still waiting for coffee so let's do something trivial to warm up for the day.
Write your own chainable Even...
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Anyone working with event emitters that support wild cards here's a friendly heads up. Don't listen to wild card and in the callback emit any events without some matching on the event... :) Callstack could explode. Be sure to factor in a matcher of sorts which ignores your own emitted messages if emitting from within the wild card callback!