How to prove you are a programmer in one sentence?

Let's discuss what would you say in one sentence?

I always count things from 0, 1, 2... 😛

Comments

[chimdipetercollins]

I live on stack overflow 🙄

[Mark Felchlin]

When you think you got rid of a bug and two more exist now.

[marcellothearcane]

The classic "there are only 10 types of person..."

[Divyajyoti Ukirde]

Programmer's life -> Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'life' of undefined

[code-minion]

That implies that the programmer here is undefined. Or perhaps a basic user tried to cast to programmer but failed, resulting in undefined

[Gaurav Saini]

Sometimes I send text messages like this - hey(); and it's not even intentional. I guess it's more like second nature for me now.

[Madza]

Instead of 'Hip hip hooray' use a shorthand: ['hip', 'hip']

[Mike Talbot ⭐]

I thunk therefore I am.

[Paweł Kowalski]

Throw random Knuth quote. ;)

[Adrian Perea]

How about we go back to localhost?

[Brandin Chiu]

Start every conversation with "hello world".