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How to prove you are a programmer in one sentence?

jun on June 19, 2020

Let's discuss what would you say in one sentence?

I always count things from 0, 1, 2... 😛

Dan Fockler • Jun 19 '20

You know there is a huge difference between a thread and a string.

marcellothearcane • Jun 19 '20

The classic "there are only 10 types of person..."

Brandin Chiu • Jun 19 '20

Start every conversation with "hello world".

Adrian Perea • Jun 19 '20

How about we go back to localhost?

Mark Felchlin • Jun 19 '20

When you think you got rid of a bug and two more exist now.

Paweł Kowalski • Jun 19 '20

Throw random Knuth quote. ;)

Madza • Jun 19 '20 • Edited

Instead of 'Hip hip hooray' use a shorthand: ['hip', 'hip']

Divyajyoti Ukirde • Jun 19 '20

Programmer's life -> Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'life' of undefined

code-minion • Jun 22 '20

That implies that the programmer here is undefined. Or perhaps a basic user tried to cast to programmer but failed, resulting in undefined

Gaurav Saini • Jun 19 '20 • Edited

Sometimes I send text messages like this - hey(); and it's not even intentional. I guess it's more like second nature for me now.

arasrezaei • Jun 20 '20 • Edited

While(noSuccess)
tryAgain()
if (dead) break;

chimdipetercollins • Jun 19 '20

I live on stack overflow 🙄

Mike Talbot ⭐ • Jun 19 '20 • Edited

I thunk therefore I am.

Guillermo Alfonso Morales • Jun 19 '20

I'm a simple algorithm trying to avoid bugs.

Ben Sinclair • Jun 21 '20

"Hi, I'm a programmer."

I'm not sure of a better way to prove it than claiming it.