Kelly Vaughn

Posted on Jul 3, 2019

I hereby challenge you to a programming poetry smackdown.

#jokes

Give me your best poem. Here are two of my favorites:

Kelly Vaughn 🐞

@kvlly

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Unexpected '{' on line 32

16:33 PM - 03 Feb 2018

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Kelly Vaughn 🐞

@kvlly

Learning to code: a haiku

Is this thing working?
Nope, I clearly broke something
This may take a while

12:49 PM - 14 Jan 2019

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Top comments (23)

Andy Lamb • Jul 3 '19 • Edited

There once was a curious person,
Who wanted learn of recursion.
They searched Wikipedia,
It couldn't be easier.
For recursion, please see 'recursion'.

Andrew Brown 🇨🇦 • Jul 3 '19

Control+C does not work for me

shebang shebang
my eyes hurt from typing
shebang shebang
my mind hurts from thinking
shebang shebang
my butt hurts from sitting
shebang shebang
my heart hurts shes leaving
shebang shebang
I'm coding instead of sleeping
shebang shebang

Also for those who may not know what's a shebang (!#)

Davyd McColl • Jul 3 '19

(not totally original, but I've actually used this for a 404 page):
The end point you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist

Phil Ashby • Jul 4 '19

Nice :)

Had this as mine for a few years: ashbysoft.com/whoops

Ryan Rousseau • Jul 3 '19 • Edited

alloc, dealloc
managing memory, cake
segmentation fault

Bhupesh Varshney 👾 • Jul 4 '19

Nice one 😂

Tyler V. (he/him) • Jul 3 '19

Might have to revisit this thread, but for now:

Tyler VanBlargan

@pichuplayer

Please do not overreact
But I am over React.
Tried to take a new angle
but I just couldn't wrangle
Version 1 vs Version 2
now I guess it's on to Vue.

13:51 PM - 24 Jun 2019

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Laurie

@laurieontech

If Dr Seuss wrote about my experience conference speaking 👇🏻 twitter.com/PichuPlayer/st…

12:53 PM - 07 May 2019

Tyler VanBlargan @PichuPlayer
@laurieontech @molly_struve @SaraSoueidan When I speak in a room I do not feel doom or gloom. But when I speak upon a stage I can feel my nerves engage.

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Kirill Shestakov • Jul 4 '19

Begin your day, feels okay,
Click-clack, fix a bug,
const and var, review a PR,
And deploy the front-end at the very end.

Time to go home and disappear,
[INSERT YOUR LIFE HERE]

Frederik 👨‍💻➡️🌐 Creemers • Jul 4 '19

Roses are #F00
Violets are #00F
I've coded myself into a corner,
because hex codes don't rhyme;

DeChamp • Jul 3 '19

Brain brain gone away, these bugs will forever stay.

It’s broke it, it’s fixed, who knows what I did.

Andrew McKeever • Jul 3 '19

Why is this broken?
Maybe I'll run it again?
Well, why did that work?

Brandon Dimperio • Jul 3 '19

Roses are red, Violet is blue. I learned F# and you can too.

Aadi Bajpai • Jul 3 '19

I do not work out
Stuff doesn't work out for me
This is not a haiku

Paul O'Neill • Jul 3 '19

Paul O'Neill

@pauloneilluk

@OdeToCode Some time in late '94
A C app did dump its whole core -
Shared memory effects
But without a mutex
Nor a wait on a free semaphore

12:21 PM - 27 Sep 2017

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simo • Jul 4 '19

Classes, Abstractions, and DRY - things that made me look clever
Closures, Curry, and Composition - things that made my whole life better