None of those are especially "developer" related. They apply to most jobs.
Maybe these -
you will be confined to a chair staring at a screen for an inhumanely large period of your existence
you are an imposter, your got your current job pretending you knew something you didnt, your next job will depend on pretending you know something you dont
so you will never have a work day where you dont need to learn something
and you will never have a work day where you dont forget something you learned the day before
you will nurture fear and loathing of one or more big tech companies
you have a high probability of being on some spectrum
your mum will never understand what job you do
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None of those are especially "developer" related. They apply to most jobs.
Maybe these -