You urgently need to add a disclaimer at the beginning of the post stating the (poorly executed) sarcasm in this post. It does feel as a legit article and even though there's a very important point in it to be made.
It's been around since August and I saw it on an sponsored post if I'm not wrong. Add some //comments to state your intentions. Otherwise it's very clever.
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