The Commit Message Comedy Club: Drop your funniest "git commit -m" lines

Welcome to the Commit Message Comedy Club.

Rule: comment as if you are writing a commit message:
git commit -m "..."

The funnier (and more painfully relatable) the better.

Categories if you need ideas:

• "It works" commits
• "I broke prod" commits
• "Temporary fix" commits (that stayed forever)
• "Refactor" commits that definitely were not refactors

I will start:

• git commit -m "fix: because apparently the computer was right"
• git commit -m "hotfix: the bug was between the chair and the keyboard"
• git commit -m "refactor: renamed things until it worked"

Your turn. Make we laugh and/or cry.