Jokes for Developers

Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
Why do developers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware problem.
Why do developers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the developer quit his job at the orange juice factory? He couldn't concentrate.
Why did the Java developer wear glasses? Because he C#.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just make the room darker.
Why do developers prefer working with Linux? Because Windows gives them too many problems.
What did the developer say when he found a bug in his code? "I'm gonna need a bigger keyboard."