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Domenico Solazzo
Domenico Solazzo

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Explain what a programmer does. Wrong answers only

Let's have another fun challenge.

Explain what a programmer does, but only wrong answer accepted!

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I will start:

Programmers will fix your printer!

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Menelaos Kotoglou • Edited

Programmers will format your PC.

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MatteoDelliRocioli

Programmers will hack your school's servers in order to higher your scores

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Ben Halpern

Pro-Grahammers are the nickname for lobbyists who argue in favor of Lindsay Graham's agenda.

They're not generally a well-liked group.

graham

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Mike Bybee

That's not a wrong answer!

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Kris

They create the pamphlets that they hand out at plays and sporting events

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Jérôme Gamez

A programmer might not be as fast as an Instagrammer, but definitely heavier than a kilogrammer 🤓

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Dennis

This one takes the cake imo 😂

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Cat McGee

We start fires so we can put them out

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Ben Halpern

Sometimes we hand the fire off to someone else to put out.

fire

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E Cognito

Hey! Can you fix my printer?

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Mike Bybee

I came here to say this.

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Gary Bell

A programmer just sits typing all day. It can't be that hard!

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Josef Biehler

We go to the coffee machine quite often which induces a high risk of having an accident in the office!

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Gabriel Villegas

A programmer can hack Facebook.

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Jiří Tarašovič

Programmer works with ones and zeros