A Senior Developer working mostly with PHP and JavaScript, with a bit of Python thrown in for good measure, all on Linux. My tooling is simple, it's GitLab and JetBrains where possible.
I am a tall (1,95m) coding & drawing enthusiast that likes all type of coding and drawing cartoons. I like to work (coding & drawing) on the go with my surface
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Programmers will format your PC.
Programmers will hack your school's servers in order to higher your scores
Pro-Grahammers are the nickname for lobbyists who argue in favor of Lindsay Graham's agenda.
They're not generally a well-liked group.
That's not a wrong answer!
They create the pamphlets that they hand out at plays and sporting events
A programmer might not be as fast as an Instagrammer, but definitely heavier than a kilogrammer 🤓
This one takes the cake imo 😂
We start fires so we can put them out
Sometimes we hand the fire off to someone else to put out.
Hey! Can you fix my printer?
I came here to say this.
A programmer just sits typing all day. It can't be that hard!
We go to the coffee machine quite often which induces a high risk of having an accident in the office!
A programmer can hack Facebook.
Programmer works with ones and zeros