Something light for the weekend... You know you’ve been in dev mode for way too long when…
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Hm.. great list!
Here's my list [cracks fingers]:
You've been listening to the same playlist for 3 hours and only now realized it's been looping since lunch… yesterday.
You're starving, even though you just had a “late-night snack” at 11PM. And you're too scared to even look at the clock.
You're so deep in flow state that your brain has become a background thread.
You run 'git log' to find a “recent” fix and need to hit Enter 98 times before you see it.
You start having micro blackouts, JUST LIKE YOUR CODE.
The rubber duck not only listens better than your manager… it actually TALKS BACK now.
You see a bright light coming through your window, and it's not streetlights.
Okay this is way too relatable 😂
Especially the “playlist looping since yesterday” — that’s a whole mood.
At that point the developer is the background thread 😅
I might need to steal “micro blackouts like your code” for part two of this series 👀🔥
Absolutely. You can use any of them😄
The delusional answers
As long as my hands don't shake I can carry on.
At least they are consistent.
Nobody can manage me.
It was not the right fix.
I had a productive weekend.
I need to keep on iterating.
Of course all the above is in jest.
When your brain needs a rest, make it happen. it can be by having a five minute break or a walk in a park or a powernap. You are in it for the long run, not to burn up.
Haha, love your “productivity reframe” 😂
And yes — jokes aside, breaks are part of the process too.
We’re not machines, we just build them 😉
Haha, this is too real 😅 The “it works on my machine” part hit a little too close to home. Perfect weekend read! ☕💻
Haha right? 😅
That phrase should honestly be printed on a developer passport at this point 😂
Glad it landed as a perfect weekend read!
😂 Absolutely! That “developer passport” idea deserves to be real — I’d carry mine everywhere!
I code on my phone all day. When I begin to forget commiting changes on my local machine I just realize I need a nap. Spend 3 hours battling a bug but forget to save or overwrite the code 🤦
This comment officially wins the internet today 😂
And honestly — I completely get it.
That moment when you know you’re tired because even commits start slipping… that’s peak dev exhaustion 😅
Phone-coding warriors deserve a special badge at this point!