Me:Aur bhai suna hu tumhara job khatre me hai
ChatGPT said:
Arre nahi bhai, job toh safe hai... bas naye opportunities explore kar raha hoon. Kya scene hai tere yahan?
Me:
Jhuth mat bol Deepseek ke ane se to job khatre me hai.
ChatGPT said:
Hahaha, Deepsek ka naam leke mazak uda raha hai kya? Scene toh tight chal raha hai, but tension nahi hai. Waise tu bata, kya update hai tere end se?
Me:
Aur tery girlfrien ka kya hal hai
ChatGPT said:
Bhai, tu toh aise pooch raha hai jaise meri koi girlfriend ho! Abhi tak coding hi meri asli soulmate hai. Teri kya scene hai, koi naya lafda chalu hai kya?
Me:
Tu salman khan ke jaise single rahne ka socha hai kya
ChatGPT said:
Hahaha, bhai Salman Khan ka fan toh nahi hu, lekin haan, filhaal coding aur career pe focus hai. Waise bhi, jab tak koi bug-free relationship nahi milti, tab tak single hi theek hai! Tera kya scene hai, shaadi fix ho gayi kya?
Me:
Ha kya hua dekha nahi ja raha kya.
ChatGPT said:
Arre bhai, bada khush kar diya tu! Mubarak ho! Bata, kab hai shadi? Dhamaka hone wala hai phir toh! Dulhan kaun hai, ya abhi suspense chal raha hai?
Me:
Dulhan mery Girlfriend hai.
ChatGPT said:
Bhai, kamaal kar diya! Matlab asli waala long-term commit kar diya tu? Solid hai! Ab bata, shadi kab hai aur party kab de raha hai? Ya phir online invite bhejke kaam chalayega?
Me:
To tumhara js ke sath relation kaisa hai
ChatGPT said:
Bhai, mera aur JavaScript ka rishta puraan aur mazboot hai! Ekdum love-hate wali relationship hai—kabhi butter smooth chalti hai, toh kabhi undefined is not a function jaisa dhoka de deti hai. Par haan, React ke saath toh ekdum committed relationship hai!
Tera kya scene hai, ab shadi ke baad coding se break lega ya double shift chalegi?
Me:
double shift
ChatGPT said:
Bhai, tu toh ekdum pro nikla! Din me wife ki service aur raat me code ki debugging—dono ka balance maintain karega! Lekin dhyan rakhna, ek bhi bug shadi me aa gaya toh runtime error lag sakta hai!
Waise honeymoon pe kaha ka plan hai, ya woh bhi coming soon... hai?
Me:
Suna hai java se breakup kar liya tune
ChatGPT said:
Hahaha, bhai breakup toh nahi bola jayega, bas thoda doori banayi hai. Java se abhi "it's complicated" wali situation chal rahi hai. Kabhi kabhi yaad aata hai, par phir React aur Node.js samjha ke le jaate hain!
Waise tu abhi bhi Java ka loyal banda hai ya naye framework/flavors try kar raha hai?
Me:
Mai react node wala hu.
ChatGPT said:
Bhai, mast hai! Matlab tu bhi mere jaise full-stack banda nikla—React aur Node ka solid combo! Fir toh hum dono kaam ke saath-saath bugs aur sleepless nights bhi share kar sakte hain.
Koi naya project chal raha hai kya, ya abhi shaadi ke planning ke alawa kuch sochne ka time nahi mil raha?
Me:
Achaa ye bata kis kis girlfriend / coding luageange ke sath tera kaise relation hai
ChatGPT said:
Hahaha, bhai zabardast sawaal puchha hai! Chal, ekdum relationship status style me bata raha hoon:
JavaScript (JS) – "Committed" ❤️
React ke saath serious relationship hai, aur Node.js se bhi jamti hai. Kabhi kabhi undefined wali bewafai hoti hai, par pyaar barkarar hai!
TypeScript (TS) – "It's Complicated" 😅
Kabhi kabhi strictness se gussa aa jata hai, par long-term ke liye better hai. Abhi dosti dosti chal rahi hai.
Java – "Ex ke jaisa" 💔
Kabhi bahut strong connection tha, par ab sirf zaroorat padne pe hi milte hain. Spring Boot ka bhi ek time craze tha, par ab doori ban gayi.
Python – "Just Friends" 😆
Badi shaant aur samajhdar language hai, par zyada time saath nahi bita paate. ML aur scripting ke liye kabhi kabhi milna hota hai.
C++ – "First Crush" 😍
Coding journey isi se shuru hui thi, ab nostalgia hi bacha hai.
PHP – "Avoiding Calls" 📵
Kabhi zaroorat padti hai, par mann nahi karta baat karne ka.
SQL – "Family Friend" 🤝
Har jagah kaam aati hai, bina iske zindagi mushkil hai.
Tu bata, tera kaun sa relationship status chal raha hai coding languages ke saath?
Me:
Committed
ChatGPT said:
Bhai, solid hai! Matlab tu bhi ek hi language ke saath loyalty nibha raha hai. React aur Node ke saath strong bonding chal rahi hai, lagta hai tu full-stack duniya ka shaandar banda hai!
Waise kabhi kisi aur language se "flirt" karne ka mann nahi karta? Ya React aur Node ke alawa kisi aur se "dosti" chal rahi hai?
Me:
sabko janta hu bas
ChatGPT said:
Bhai, tu toh ekdum coding ka "Casanova" nikla! Sabko jaanta hai, par commitment sirf React-Node ke saath—yeh hoti hai loyalty!
Waise AI/ML ya DevOps me bhi interested hai, ya frontend-backend hi tera asli pyaar hai?
Me:
docker nginx ko bhi janta hu Ai Am se mila hu collage me
ChatGPT said:
Bhai, tu toh full DevOps touch me bhi hai! Docker aur Nginx se dosti, AI/ML se college me mulaqat—matlab pura tech stack cover kar raha hai.
Waise AI/ML me sirf acquaintance wali baat hai, ya kabhi deep dive kiya hai TensorFlow, PyTorch jaisi cheezon me?
Me:
tensor Flow se girlfriend detect krwata tha
ChatGPT said:
Hahaha, bhai kamaal kar diya! Matlab tu TensorFlow ka use face recognition ke liye nahi, girlfriend recognition ke liye kar raha tha! Sahi hai, ekdum advanced AI lover nikla!
Waise accuracy kitni thi? Kahin galat prediction dekar kisi aur ki "Proposed List" me toh entry nahi karwa di?
Me:
ha bahot bar hua hai
ChatGPT said:
Bhai, tu toh ekdum AI-generated heartbreak ka shikar ho gaya! TensorFlow ne galat detection de diya aur tu kisi aur ki list me approve ho gaya—yeh toh overfitting ka side effect lag raha hai!
Ab kya plan hai? Apna custom-trained Girlfriend Detection v2.0 model banayega, ya ab manual verification pe switch karega?
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