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Meme Monday 🐌

Ben Halpern on April 03, 2023

Meme Monday!

Today's cover image comes from last week's thread.

DEV is an inclusive space! Humor in poor taste will be downvoted by mods.

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Sherry Day •

Debugging

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Eljay-Adobe •

Weeks of Programming

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Nicholas DeWald •

As a technical writer, I find this hilarious!

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Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel •

i want to be a technical writer....will you help me,sir?

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Nicholas DeWald •

Happy to help provide guidance. Feel free to message me privately.

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Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel •

Sure Sir!
how can i connect with you?

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sahra 💫 •

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crisz •

Maybe I'm too old, but I never understood why it's so funny. It's pretty obvious to me that you can't turn and old PC on without a keyboard. You couldn't access the PC with a mouse only, and you can't connect the keyboard after the PC was turned on. So it's pretty clear

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Paul •

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Zbynek Svoboda •

man, we are too old ;) but....nice memories

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Quan Le •

The second line is the suggestion of how to fix the problem, which is impossible since your keyboard is not connected

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Sarma Akondi •

😂😂😂

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Diner Das •

sql

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Fabian Holzer •

SQL-Sequel-Skewl

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cubiclesocial • • Edited

Squall.

a sudden violent gust of wind or a localized storm, especially one bringing rain, snow, or sleet.

(of a baby or small child) cry noisily and continuously.

Somehow seems applicable.

A technical fight breaking out between people over how to pronounce an acronym.

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Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel •

🤣🤣🤣

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Dan Spinola •

Is that a thing? 🤔

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Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel •

🤣🤣🤣

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Jon Snow •

meme

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cubiclesocial •

Just in case someone wants a serious answer to the question:

w3techs.com/technologies/overview/...

According to that page, PHP holds 77% marketshare of dynamic scripting languages for web servers. ASP.NET is about 7% (mostly government websites). Ruby 5%. Java 4%. Everything else totals the remaining ~6% marketshare.

Some major enterprises internally require all development to be done in PHP to avoid language sprawl among the development team.

Besides the web, PHP runs on the command line. Great for cron jobs (or even xcron jobs) and localhost TCP/IP servers.

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Besworks •

I cringe every time I see ColdFusion still being used in production.

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JoelBonetR 🥇 •

I've the answer: Wordpress and PrestaShop 😅

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Damian •

They said the same about WPF, tell that to Avalonia and MAUI. I love me some XAML and C#

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Asanka •

Learn django in 2003 and learn python in 2022 😂

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sahra 💫 •

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JoelBonetR 🥇 •

Divorce incoming and for good 😅😂

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Arunav •

goofy ah 💀

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Asanka •

It is though, don't care what j-lo thinks :D

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Max •

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Sherry Day •

AI

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Andres Becker •

dont care

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sahra 💫 •

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Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel •

🤣🤣🤣

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Andres Becker •

It works

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Michalis Papamichael •

That face it's very accurate

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Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel •

🤣🤣🤣

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Alvaro Montoro •

The cartoons for today on comiCSS:

How many CSS developers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. It is a JavaScript issue.

How many CSS developers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They are OK working in dark mode.

How many JS developers does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But they'll need 5GB in node_modules, TailwindCSS, their own implementation of the lefty-loosey.js library (dependent on righty-tighty.js), and the latest MacBook Pro to handle everything. The resulting JS file will be 8MB and only change the light bulb if the room has Chrome in it.

And the source code.

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Andres Becker •

AI turing test

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Harsh Sinha •

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Matt Ellen-Tsivintzeli •

s/;/;/g

😈

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Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel •

🤣🤣🤣

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Elliot Brenya sarfo •

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Jon Snow •

meme

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Jon Snow •

meme

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Jon Snow •

meme

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Jon Snow •

meme

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Jon Snow •

meme

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Jon Snow •

meme

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Jon Snow •

meme

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Besworks •

professional vs hobbyist

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Michalis Papamichael •

I would prefer coffee instead

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Jon Snow •

meme

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cubiclesocial •

Both are considered "luxury" rental properties.