Hey Jesse, thanks for you reply!
I understand your point, I knew this metaphor wouldn't resonate with everyone. I tried to approach this subject from an "history of events" point of view, but also seeing commits as pages of a research paper.
Your metaphor sounds interesting, definitely gonna read your post!
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