Hey you!
Me?
Yeah, we need you down here.
Why?
We need to see how fast you can walk.
Uh, ok. Let me come down.
Thanks. Can you please walk from here to that cone.
Sure thing.
Alright, you can walk about 3 miles per hour.
Why did you need to know that?
I need to tell the board how long it will take you to get to Chicago.
But why are you measuring me walking?
Well, running will wear you out.
But, I am a goose, why aren't you measuring how fast I can fly?
We don't know how to measure flight. Now, get walking. we will see you in Chicago.
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