For anyone who deals in formal logic I've always been partial to the following.
Programmer's spouse: Could you go to the store and buy a gallon of milk? If there are eggs get a dozen.
...Programmer return some while later with a dozen gallons of milk...
Programmer's spouse: Why on Earth did you buy twelve gallons of milk?!
Programmer: Well there were eggs.
Reminds me of this one:
The programmers roommate texts them "hey, while you're out can you please buy some milk?"
The programmer never returned...
infinite loop. LOL
infinite loop. LOLr
This reminds me of a sign I used to drive by a lot that read "End 55 MPH Speed Limit". I was always like "Woohoo, the only speed limit that existed just ended!"
Lol, apparently speed limits can be nested, so when you go from a 75mph zone to a 55mph zone you're still in the 75... 🤔
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