PICK A PLATFORM, ANY PLATFORM...

// The Framework Shell Game
// "Just pick one, they're all different!"
//
// 🥤 Angular? React in a trench coat.
// 🥤 Vue? React with a fake mustache.
// 🥤 Svelte? React playing dress-up.
// 🥤 Solid? React with a different compiler.
// 🥤 Qwik? React but it's "resumable" (still React).

class frameworkShellGame() {
private client_side_comps = react
private client_side_hooks = react
private client_side_dom = react_ish_but_doesnt_matter_at_this_point
public react() {
return this.client_side_comps + this.client_side_hooks + this.client_side_dom
}
public next() {
return this.client_side_comps + this.client_side_hooks + this.client_side_dom
}
public svelte() {
return this.client_side_comps + this.client_side_hooks + this.client_side_dom
}
public react() {
return this.client_side_comps + this.client_side_hooks + this.client_side_dom
}
public gatsby() {
return this.client_side_comps + this.client_side_hooks + this.client_side_dom
}
public remix_run() {
return this.client_side_comps + this.client_side_hooks + this.client_side_dom
}
public solid() {
return this.client_side_comps + this.client_side_hooks + this.client_side_dom
}
}
// PICK A PLATFORM, ANY PLATFORM...
// A dev walks up...

frameworkShellGame.next()
console.log('... REACT!')

// 👀 "...dafuq? ... lets try another..."

frameworkShellGame.svelte()
console.log('... REACT!')

"... Are you fucking with me right now?"

frameworkShellGame.solid()
console.log('... REACT!')

"..." sighs

frameworkShellGame.angular()
console.log('... REACT IN A TRENCH COAT!')

// "STOP IT."

frameworkShellGame.qwik()
console.log('... REACT WITH A TIME MACHINE!')

// "I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND."

frameworkShellGame.gatsby()
console.log('... REACT WITH GRAPHQL!')

// "......."

frameworkShellGame.remix()
console.log('... REACT WITH ROUTES!')

// "I'm going back to jQuery."