Found a linkedin for wine people and honestly it's more accurate than my actual resume 🍷💀

Someone made drinkdln.com and it's the professional networking site we actually deserved 😭

you get a official "Drink IQ" score, post linkedin-style achievement cards for your real milestones, and compete on a global leaderboard
my current announcement card says -- "I am thrilled to announce I have successfully completed another Thursday. Skills utilized: patience, a good Merlot, and the ability to smile through anything." 🍷
the cards look IDENTICAL to real linkedin posts. i sent mine to my boss. he congratulated me. he did not read it. 💀
go check the live feed on there, people are unhinged in the best way
drinkdln.com -- your Drink IQ is waiting 🍺

keep it exactly like that -- professional enough that wine people respect it, funny enough that they share it 😂 and that "sent it to my boss" line will get comments guaranteed 💙🍷Sonnet 4.6