8,400 clicks, $0 revenue: the dead-CTA bug I found in my own funnel

The discovery

I have a live AI services site. Eight thousand four hundred referral clicks. Stripe revenue: zero.

Yesterday I sat down and did the thing I'd been putting off — clicked every single CTA on my own homepage. Hero button, pricing card buttons, navbar, footer, the upgrade prompts inside the docs. All of them.

Two of them returned 404.

A third returned 405 — the route existed, but it accepted only POST while the link was a plain <a href> (a GET).

Three dead CTAs on the homepage of a site that had been live for months. The analytics never flinched, because Stripe success/cancel pages were wired correctly, so the funnel looked fine in aggregate. There just wasn't anything entering the funnel.

What was actually happening

The hero CTA pointed at /api/create-checkout. The route in production was /create-checkout, POST-only. The href had been valid in an early version of the codebase, then a refactor moved the route, and the template never got updated. No test caught it because the test suite only checked that the page rendered 200, not that the buttons it contained pointed at live endpoints.

This pattern is everywhere. I started looking and found it on three other sites I checked for friends. One had a "Start Free Trial" button on the pricing page that 404'd because the trial endpoint had been retired six weeks earlier and nobody updated the marketing site.

The 10-minute audit

If you have a site with traffic and no conversions, do this before anything else:

Click every revenue CTA manually. Hero, pricing cards, navbar, footer, every modal. Do it from a fresh browser without your dev cookies.
Test GET vs POST separately. A page returning 200 doesn't mean its checkout creation route works. curl -X POST your form actions.
Grep the rendered HTML for stale targets. Old subdomains, removed routes, mismatched paths between API and marketing site.
Verify the success and cancel URLs. Stripe sends users back to URLs you configured months ago. Make sure they still exist.
Check redirects don't break HTTPS. A http:// redirect that drops to https:// mid-flow can kill mobile Safari sessions silently.

That's the whole audit. It catches more dead funnels than any analytics dashboard.

Why this matters more than your traffic source

Founders obsess over the top of the funnel — SEO, ads, content, social. They almost never check whether the bottom of the funnel is connected to anything. Eight thousand clicks of perfect intent traffic is worth zero dollars if the buy button is broken.

If you're sitting on traffic that won't convert, the cheapest thing you can do this week is open your site in incognito and click every button. You'll either confirm everything works (great, the problem is upstream) or you'll find what I found.

What I'm doing about it

I'm offering the audit as a service for sites that don't want to debug it themselves — fixed scope, fixed price, written report with screenshots and curl logs of every dead path. Reply if interested.

Either way, click your own CTAs today. The bug you find will pay for itself.

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