A Transcription of What Was Not Said at the Meeting

[exasperated ceiling staring]

[studious inspection of all of the removable parts of the fidget spinner]

[quiet and uncomfortable deadlock]

[empty kegs tossed onto the street]

[train horn blares]

[desperate mouse clicking]

[conference speaker is muted unmuted tapped several times in a row]

[conference speaker is muted]

[everyone pops their eyebrows at the same time]

[the carafe gurgles]