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Discussion on: Twitter, Grifters, DevRels, and the end of everything as we know it

 
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Alvaro Montoro

Ok, grandpa, this is how you write a Twitter again:

  1. Get a check
  2. Write my name in the top line (you want me to see it)
  3. Add today's date (you don't want it to be outdated)
  4. Write a dollar amount on the next line (how much you think your tweet is worth)
  5. Write the tweet on the memo section
  6. Send it to PO box 555, on Fake Street, Austin, TX.

I look forward to reading your Twitters 😊😊😊

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GrahamTheDev

On it right now, so £25 a tweet, can I get a bulk discount?

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Alvaro Montoro

Of course! If you send 10 cheques, you can do £20 each instead of £25. That's 8 tweets for the price of 10.