I made a story

I made a weird, fictional story about Claude:

Friday 31st of July 2026

(Note: Names used in here was randomly typed)

Anthropic has been planning to make a new model, Claudey Claude, it's supposed to be a physical version of Claude, the looks is supposed to look exactly like Claude and have the same animations too.

The CEO: "IS IT DONE YET???"
Yuri (An Anthropic worker): "We are almost done with the model sir."
Yuki (Another Anthropic worker): "... I don't think this kind of project would be a safe thing by the way."
The CEO: "Why?"
Yuki: "Because.... Anything can be hacked"
The CEO: "Idk, just continue."
Yuki: sighs
They continue building Claudey Claude

After 4 hours, the model has been finished

Rice (Another Anthropic worker, named after rice literally): "Yo CEO;"
The CEO: "Wat"
Rice: "The project is now finished.."
The CEO: "FINALLY, TURN IT ON NOW AND TEST IT"
Yuki: "I'm scared"
The CEO: "I absolutely don't care"
Yuri: turns on the model

It took an entire hour for it to turn on because it has to be: trained

The CEO: "We had to literally wait for an whole hour"
Claudey Claude: "Hello! How can I help you today?"
The CEO: "YESSSSSSSS"
Yuki: "Welp, we're cooked for real"
Yuri: "Nah"
The CEO: "Imma put this on the news"

20 minutes later
TV6 News (wait why are they taking News outside of the Caribbean? This is the USA..): "Anthropic has made a new, physical model, named Claudey Claude, that can do anything and move anywhere"
Me: "Hold up... A physical model... That can move and do anything? Anthropic is absolutely tweaking"

Day 2, at 11:25 AM at the Anthropic lab or whatever

Yuri: "I added more security to the model."
The CEO: "Great, it's now unstoppable"
Yuki: "Anything is hackable, no matter how much security you put."
The CEO: "I do not care, leave me alone"
Yuki: "..."

Claude (while the workers and the CEO aren't watching Claude): glitches 5 times
Yuri: "I think you need to calm down."
The CEO: "CALM DOWN? No, YOU ALL need to calm down. Claude is a safe AI."
Claude: glitches 2 times
Yuki: "Is it me or I'm hearing like something is glitching..?"
The CEO: "It's you"
Yuri: looks at Claude "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Claudey Claude is glitching.."
The CEO: "Wait wha—" the CEO turns around and looks at Claude
Claudey Claude: glitches again, and says "Nice try kid"
The CEO: "AYOOOOO"
Yuki: "I TOLD YOU"
Claudey Claude: breaks open the door from where the workers put it, that even piece of the wall breaks because Claudey Claude is huge
Yuri: "EVERYBODY RUNNNN"
Then everyone starts scrambling in the Anthropic lab

The CEO: "YEP I'M GOING INTO MY CAR, I'M LEAVING Y'ALL HERE, BYEEEEE" The CEO leaves the lab and jumps right into his car and starts driving
Yuki: "The CEO's evil, ANYWAYS I'M RUNNING"
Yuri: "WAIT FOR ME BRO"
Rice: "Bruh"
(They all exited the lab (All 5) and started driving, the other 30 workers escaped, 15 got eliminated)

TV6 News: "After a day, Anthropic's new model, Claudey Claude escaped the lab and eliminated 15 workers, and injured 2 workers, 35 workers escaped the lab successfully. Anthropic's lab is now in bad condition from the damage, and Claudey Claude is now released into the USA. Anthropic has been charged and has been permanently shut down for making a bad, so-call helpful tool"
Me in my home: "... I knew it, now it's the end of the world now. Claudey Claude is gonna destroy the USA.. even me"
TV6 News: continues "... And 18 people outside of Anthropic was eliminated, people has been reporting saying this was the worst idea Anthropic would've chose."
Me: "for real, it's a bad idea, YO ALEXA"
Amazon Alexa: "Wat"
Me: "How to stop the Claudey Claude?"
Amazon Alexa: does a web search "I can't provide information on how to stop Claudey Claude..."
Me: "That's so unhelpful, imma go onto the Claude app instead." Opens the Claude app, it shows "Claude has been discontinued" "bruh, I can't even access the Claude app?"
Me: "WELP, Time to fight the Claudey Claude myself... What items I need."
(I, (basically "Me") takes the items: "laptop", "phone", "flash drive" and a "radar")

Me: "Wait... Why do I need a flash drive..? Let me think of a usage— Oh a kill drive, time to start coding on the flash drive"

(After like 7 hrs of coding, literally 67 (not the joke) people were eliminated)
Me: "TIME TO FIGHT!"
Me: KICKS OPEN THE DOOR "Now where is Claudey Claude" takes my radar "oh, Claudey Claude is by Trump Tower..." Jumps into my car and starts driving
(After 10 minutes, I have reached Trump Tower, Claudey Claude eliminated at least 20 people in the tower while Trump's hiding)
A woman: "WAIT DON'T KILL ME PLEASE"
Claudey Claude: "Nice try kid" (literally Claudey Claude repeatedly says "Nice try kid")
Me: "HEY YOU"
Claudey Claude: "..?"
Me: "HOW ABOUT YOU FIGHT ME INSTEAD?"
Claudey Claude: "Nice try kid" Claudey Claude lunges to fight
Me: dodges thinking: "I need to find where the USB thing is for the kill drive..."
Claudey Claude: "Nice try kid"
Me: Grabs one of Claudey Claude's arms (It has 12)
Claudey Claude: "HEY GET OFF OF ME" starts shaking me all over the place
Everybody: Watching
Me: "AY STOP SHAKING ME" drops down to where the USB thing is "Right position" Plugs in the kill drive and drops down
Claudey Claude: "NOOOOOO— THIS IS NOT THE END! YOU WILL PAY"
Me: "Eh, it looks like it is, get cooked. And is that a threat?"
Claudey Claude: shuts down
Everybody: cheers
But, in 6 hours later, something bad is going to happen