>>> import this
Beautiful is better than ugly.
Explicit is better than implicit.
Simple is better than complex.
Complex is better than complicated.
Flat is better than nested.
Sparse is better than dense.
Readability counts.
Special cases aren't special enough to break the rules.
Although practicality beats purity.
Errors should never pass silently.
Unless explicitly silenced.
In the face of ambiguity, refuse the temptation to guess.
There should be one-- and preferably only one --obvious way to do it.
Although that way may not be obvious at first unless you're Dutch.
Now is better than never.
Although never is often better than *right* now.
If the implementation is hard to explain, it's a bad idea.
If the implementation is easy to explain, it may be a good idea.
Namespaces are one honking great idea -- let's do more of those!
int main()
{
cout << "Beautiful is better than ugly." << endl;
cout << "Explicit is better than implicit." << endl;
cout << "Simple is better than complex." << endl;
cout << "Complex is better than complicated." << endl;
cout << "Flat is better than nested." << endl;
cout << "Sparse is better than dense." << endl;
cout << "Readability counts." << endl;
cout << "Special cases aren't special enough to break the rules." << endl;
cout << "Although practicality beats purity." << endl;
cout << "Errors should never pass silently." << endl;
cout << "Unless explicitly silenced." << endl;
cout << "In the face of ambiguity, refuse the temptation to guess." << endl;
cout << "There should be one-- and preferably only one --obvious way to do it." << endl;
cout << "Although that way may not be obvious at first unless you're Dutch." << endl;
cout << "Now is better than never." << endl;
cout << "never is often better than right now." << endl;
cout << "If the implementation is hard to explain, it's a bad idea." << endl;
cout << "If the implementation is easy to explain, it may be a good idea" << endl;
cout << "Namespaces are one honking great idea -- let's do more of those" << endl;
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Ryan is an engineer in the Sacramento Area with a focus in Python, Ruby, and Rust. Bash/Python Exercism mentor. Coding, physics, calculus, music, woodworking. Looking for work!
Ryan is an engineer in the Sacramento Area with a focus in Python, Ruby, and Rust. Bash/Python Exercism mentor. Coding, physics, calculus, music, woodworking. Looking for work!
No code runs faster than no code.
No code has fewer bugs than no code.
No code uses less memory than no code.
No code is easier to understand than no code.
All of the above - Has it been that long since I laughed at my computer? ! lmao
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred. - defo 1st level engineering
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
loooooooool
30+ years of tech, retired from an identity intelligence company, now part-time with an insurance broker.
Dev community mod - mostly light gardening & weeding out spam :)
New to development, old to technology. Completed a full-stack bootcamp with the Software Guild in December 2017. Currently an associate Java developer with a large corporation.
New to development, old to technology. Completed a full-stack bootcamp with the Software Guild in December 2017. Currently an associate Java developer with a large corporation.
I'm a software developer based in Newcastle Upon Tyne, England. I've got a wide range of experience in companies of varying sizes and cultures, and in roles of varying degrees of responsibility.
Software Developer, Coffee Glutton, Quality Lover
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My name is Tiago Marques and I am curious. I try to learn more about everything, and seek solutions to the problems around me.
Location
Aalborg, Denmark
Education
University College of Northern Denmark (UCN) | CS💻</>
I am a Director of Engineering at rtCamp and also lead their internal training program. Over the years, I have developed a love for learning, and hope to learn WordPress ever more “deeply”.
I cannot face my Code that’s fallen down on me
So, if you see QA Team please ask them help to me
Tell QA Team about my Code that’s slowly dying
Say I can’t stop myself from crying
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Lonely is a Developer without QA Team
Every day I start out, then I cry my heart out
Lonely is a Developer without QA Team
I'm a creative thinker. I like to explore alternative solutions to problems, and I have an open mind about what will work best. My creativity has made me an effective developer.
Inventor, Technology Consultant, Developer. Working on the fuller stack (from hard technology development to software). Software Engineer at FileCloud.
I’m Erhan Kılıç, a curious web developer from Turkey who loves to write software applications and websites.
I have been working as a web developer since 2013.
I am a Director of Engineering at rtCamp and also lead their internal training program. Over the years, I have developed a love for learning, and hope to learn WordPress ever more “deeply”.
My code fails.
I do not know why.
My code works.
I do not know why.
😜
:)
include
using namespace std;
int main()
{
cout << "Beautiful is better than ugly." << endl;
cout << "Explicit is better than implicit." << endl;
cout << "Simple is better than complex." << endl;
cout << "Complex is better than complicated." << endl;
cout << "Flat is better than nested." << endl;
cout << "Sparse is better than dense." << endl;
cout << "Readability counts." << endl;
cout << "Special cases aren't special enough to break the rules." << endl;
cout << "Although practicality beats purity." << endl;
cout << "Errors should never pass silently." << endl;
cout << "Unless explicitly silenced." << endl;
cout << "In the face of ambiguity, refuse the temptation to guess." << endl;
cout << "There should be one-- and preferably only one --obvious way to do it." << endl;
cout << "Although that way may not be obvious at first unless you're Dutch." << endl;
cout << "Now is better than never." << endl;
cout << "never is often better than right now." << endl;
cout << "If the implementation is hard to explain, it's a bad idea." << endl;
cout << "If the implementation is easy to explain, it may be a good idea" << endl;
cout << "Namespaces are one honking great idea -- let's do more of those" << endl;
}
code with C++
Think I'm a genius
Bend computers to my will
I just google stuff
coding is the best
don’t let it make you feel dumb
keep calm, debug on
Also
we are all friends here
there is room for all people
but... tabs are for chumps
I will fight you man
tabs are better than spaces
refrigerator
I can't tell a lie
your word skills are impressive
now I think we're friends
Sorry, I can’t stop!
python: less is more
ruby: devs should be happy
what langs do you love?
True af
I'm a nice guy, but
write CSS in JS?
I'll lose my damn mind.
That second line. Nice!
what is with this code?
oh my, looks like I wrote it
what was I thinking?
All time favourite:
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
All of the above - Has it been that long since I laughed at my computer? ! lmao
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred. - defo 1st level engineering
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
loooooooool
Ah that reminds me, need to put back my 404 page - thanks :)
Why doesn't this work?
I've checked syntax ninety times!
Oh, missed bracket.
You find the right names
avoid off-by-one errors
and document well
Hold my breath, click "Build";
All tests display green checkmarks
Git add, commit, push
so thats how it works...
Code belongs to us
And never only to me
Collaboration
Why fight good standards?
Save your mind for real problems!
Just use Prettier.
"Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live"
― John Woods
Make it work,
Make it readeble,
Make it efficient.
(Not a haiku but) a classic:
Source unknown.
Tester found a bug
"It works fine in my local"
Wrong answer, dude
Why you need semicolon?,
It so much pointless,
Without brackets you fail,
You report a problem.
Why you dont get the type?,
You must be dynamic,
So many written lines,
Almost say nothing.
Give me some readable program,
Not this spaghetti,
Why are you not like python?,
Why java? Why?.
Happy to be here
Learning code is fun
This is my first haiku
code, code, what if? code!
code, what if? code! what if? code.
Didn't think of that
I will inherit.
The tangled coupling and debt!
I should have composed.
Make your site look good,
fit on phones, have good colors.
CSS is Awesome
:P
i just developed
the most advanced AI
some of these are tabs
UI is garbled
When open in this browser
Open in Chrome: it’s cool
I like JavaScript
It does not reciprocate
Without a "return"
decide to update my old codes
stare at the codes
keep staring
rm *
I cannot face my Code that’s fallen down on me
So, if you see QA Team please ask them help to me
Tell QA Team about my Code that’s slowly dying
Say I can’t stop myself from crying
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Lonely is a Developer without QA Team
Every day I start out, then I cry my heart out
Lonely is a Developer without QA Team
I have a problem.
Maybe regex can help me?
Oh dear, two problems.
what's full-stack, really?
good at back-end not enough
i feel down lately.
:c
If it works, don't touch it!!
First solve the problem,
Then start coding.
(I might have read this on dev)
😂😂😂
Not sure where I found this one, but use it for camera images when they stop responding:
Error messages cannot completely convey.
We now know shared loss.
Don't hit ctrl + s after typing in Google search or anything else that doesn't need it!
It's going to work!
Not again, my code has bugs.
I don't unit test.
A Monad? Easy.
A monoid in the domain
of endofunctors!
Small is beautiful
Where once there was a bug
There is now 1216 bugs
And the code
I linger on
"Make it open source"
Quickly clean up all your code
"It was always clean"
My pages are broke
Where did my mailing lists go
The server ate them
I learned now
What haiku is!
I love coding
Especially on linux!
"TypeError: Cannot read property 'undefined' of 'undefined'. "
all praise JS
a creepy crawler
wondering in the code,
ice cream break
Off by one errors are
The bane of my existence I
Must debug them
Yes.
Bugs… Bugs… Bugs!
I don’t like it.
I Avoid.
But…
Bugs likes me!
I can’t avoid.