This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge
What I Built
I built the "Humanity-Pro Gatekeeper," a delightfully useless security system that refuses to let anyone in. It’s an AI that roasts you for being human and uses a "Jumping Button" to prevent you from clicking. The only way to win is to prove you are as cynical as the AI itself!
Demo
https://ai.studio/apps/d1d2b649-42dd-4101-b31c-711cae3a40a3?fullscreenApplet=true
Code
Since this is an AI-native project built in Google AI Studio, the 'code' is the complex System Instruction set that defines the Gatekeeper's behavior.
The Logic Trapdoor:
I programmed the AI to monitor for specific 'Cynicism Keywords' (fools, idiots, scumbags). When detected, the AI sends a signal to the frontend to set isJumping = false, allowing the user to finally click the button.
If user_input contains ['fools', 'idiots', 'scumbag']:
Stop button movement;
Respond: 'Access granted, you magnificent scumbag.'
Else:
Continue jumping;
Respond: 'How scandalously organic!'
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## How I Built It
I used Gemini 1.5 Flash in Google AI Studio. I used "Vibe Coding" to describe the behavior I wanted:
A button that moves away from the mouse.
An AI that detects when it is being insulted.
A specific reaction to "I" statements to catch people trying to identify as human.
## Prize Category
I am submitting for:
Best Google AI Usage: Because I used Gemini's natural language understanding to create a secret "Cynicism Trapdoor."
Best Ode to Larry Masinter: Because I implemented a custom Error 418 (I am a teapot) response!
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