Congrats!
To avoid the prohibitive commute...
You weren't down with having a daily morning swim, eh? Just as well. I heard traffic in the mid-Atlantic can be a real bear.
It's 2020 already, I was told there'd be jetpacks and teleportation...
Fax machine works good for long distance commute, assuming the destination machine has enough toner and there's a decent bicycle pump on hand.
Okay, I'll bite. What's the pump for?
Because when you come out of the fax machine, you're always pretty flat.
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Congrats!
You weren't down with having a daily morning swim, eh? Just as well. I heard traffic in the mid-Atlantic can be a real bear.
It's 2020 already, I was told there'd be jetpacks and teleportation...
Fax machine works good for long distance commute, assuming the destination machine has enough toner and there's a decent bicycle pump on hand.
Okay, I'll bite. What's the pump for?
Because when you come out of the fax machine, you're always pretty flat.
I'm reporting this joke.