(Or: "Why Your Go Binary Compiles Faster Than Java's IDE Opens")
Author’s Note
Hi! I'm a caffeine-powered Go open-source maintainer. My hobbies include:
- Writing code that compiles in 0.3 seconds 🚀
- Begging humans to fix GitHub issues 😭
- Staring at Java's
AbstractFactoryProxyBean
until I weep 💔Want to help? Star ⭐/contribute to github.com/gofr-dev/gofr!
(No Java knowledge required - we promise!)
1. Installing JDK: Downloading the Universe 🌌
What is JDK?
The Java Development Kit is like if Go's compiler went to business school and came back with an MBA, a mortgage, and 300lbs of extra baggage.
What's inside this magical box:
-
javac
: The compiler (Go'sgo build
but with more existential dread) -
java
: The JVM launcher (Go's./binary
but needs 500MB RAM to say "hi") -
jar
: Package creator (Like Go binaries but with more zip) - 47 other tools you'll never use but must install anyway
Installation Steps (The Ritual):
# Go: "brew install go"
# Java:
1. Visit Oracle.com
2. Find download link (pro tip: it's hiding)
3. Accept license agreement (sells soul)
4. Download 200MB installer
5. Run installer (watch progress bar for 5min)
6. Set JAVA_HOME (the variable that haunts dreams)
# Verify installation:
java -version
# Output: java version "21.0.3" 2024-04-16 LTS
# Java(TM) SE Runtime Environment (build 21.0.3+0-LTS)
# Java HotSpot(TM) 64-Bit Server VM (build 21.0.3+0-LTS, mixed mode, sharing)
Why JAVA_HOME exists: Because Java loves making you tell your computer where it lives repeatedly. It's like that friend who can't remember where your house is after 10 visits.
2. IDE Selection: Choosing Your Battle Tank 🎯
Why Java Needs an IDE:
Go: vim main.go
→ go run
→ Done ✅
Java: vim HelloWorld.java
→ 47 compiler errors → Existential crisis → Download IDE 😭
IDE Options Explained:
IntelliJ IDEA (The Fancy Porsche)
- Purpose: Makes Java feel almost modern
-
Features:
- Code completion that reads your mind (and sometimes gets it wrong)
- Refactoring tools that move 100 files at once (pray they're correct)
- Integrated debugging (because println debugging is beneath Java)
-
Setup:
- Download (800MB - "it's fine")
- Install (agree to 12 EULAs)
- Configure JDK (find that JAVA_HOME you set earlier)
- Wait for indexing (go make coffee ☕→ dinner 🍝→ breakfast 🥞)
Eclipse (The Reliable Minivan)
- Purpose: To remind you that 2003 was a simpler time
-
Features:
- Free (as in "you'll pay with your sanity")
- Workspace concept (because one project at a time is for cowards)
- Plugins that may or may not work today
VS Code (The Scooter)
- Purpose: For developers who miss Go's simplicity
-
Features:
- Lightweight (only 500MB with Java extensions!)
- Requires 17 extensions to make Java work
- Constantly reminds you it's not a "real" IDE
3. Build Tools: Because go build
Was Too Simple 🔨
What are Build Tools?
Imagine if every time you wanted to compile your Go code, you needed to write a 200-line XML file describing your childhood trauma. That's Java build tools.
Maven (The XML Lover):
pom.xml Purpose: To describe your project's entire life story in XML format so Maven can download half the internet to compile one file.
Sample pom.xml structure:
<project>
<modelVersion>4.0.0</modelVersion>
<groupId>com.mycompany</groupId>
<artifactId>my-app</artifactId>
<version>1.0.0</version>
<dependencies>
<dependency>
<groupId>org.junit</groupId>
<artifactId>junit</artifactId>
<version>4.13.2</version>
<scope>test</scope>
</dependency>
<!-- 47 more dependencies to print "Hello World" -->
</dependencies>
<build>
<plugins>
<plugin>
<groupId>org.apache.maven.plugins</groupId>
<artifactId>maven-compiler-plugin</artifactId>
<version>3.11.0</version>
<configuration>
<source>21</source>
<target>21</target>
</configuration>
</plugin>
<!-- 12 more plugins -->
</plugins>
</build>
</project>
Gradle (The "Cool" Younger Sibling):
build.gradle Purpose: To do what Maven does but with more complex syntax and the ability to write actual code in your build configuration (because what could go wrong?).
Sample build.gradle:
plugins {
id 'java'
}
group = 'com.mycompany'
version = '1.0.0'
repositories {
mavenCentral() // Where all Java packages go to retire
}
dependencies {
testImplementation 'org.junit.jupiter:junit-jupiter:5.9.2'
// Because you definitely need testing frameworks for Hello World
}
test {
useJUnitPlatform()
}
4. Project Structure: Folder Inception 📁
Why Java Needs So Many Folders:
Go: main.go
→ Done
Java: src/main/java/com/company/project/module/package/Class.java
→ Maybe done
The Official Maven Structure:
my-app/
├── pom.xml # 300-line XML confession
├── src/
│ ├── main/ # "Real" code
│ │ ├── java/ # Java files
│ │ │ └── com/ # Reverse domain (because creativity is punished)
│ │ │ └── mycompany/ # Company name
│ │ │ └── app/ # Project name
│ │ │ └── Main.java # FINALLY THE CODE
│ │ └── resources/ # Config files for your config files
│ │ ├── application.properties
│ │ └── config/
│ │ └── more-config.xml
│ └── test/ # Code that tests your will to live
│ ├── java/
│ │ └── com/
│ │ └── mycompany/
│ │ └── app/
│ │ └── MainTest.java
│ └── resources/
│ └── test-data.json
└── target/ # Where compiled dreams go to die
├── classes/
├── generated-sources/
├── maven-status/
└── my-app-1.0.0.jar
Package Naming Explained:
com.mycompany.app
breaks down as:
-
com
: Because we're a business, not savages -
mycompany
: Your company name (required to avoid namespace conflicts) -
app
: The actual project name (buried deep where nobody can find it)
Go equivalent: package main
😂
5. Your First Project: The "Hello World" Odyssey 🗺️
Step-by-Step IntelliJ Setup:
- Open IntelliJ → Wait 2 minutes for it to load
- Create New Project → Java → Maven
-
GroupId:
com.yourcompany
(mandatory corporate identity) -
ArtifactId:
hello-world
(the actual project name) - Click Create → Wait 3 minutes for project initialization
-
Navigate to
src/main/java/com/yourcompany/helloworld/App.java
- Write code:
package com.yourcompany.helloworld; // Because package "main" is illegal
public class App { // Class required by law
public static void main(String[] args) { // Mandatory incantation
System.out.println("Hello World! I used 50 tools to print this!");
}
}
- Right-click → Run → Wait for Maven to download dependencies
- Celebrate when text finally appears! 🎉
What Just Happened:
- Maven read your pom.xml
- Downloaded 47 dependencies from the internet
- Compiled your Java code to bytecode
- Started a JVM instance
- Loaded your bytecode
- Executed the main method
- Printed text
- Used 500MB RAM to do what Go does with 2MB
Why Java Does This (The Serious Part):
JDK Purpose:
Provides a complete development environment with everything needed to compile, debug, and package Java applications across platforms.
IDE Purpose:
Manages the complexity of large codebases with thousands of classes, provides real-time error checking, and enables refactoring across massive projects.
Build Tools Purpose:
Handle dependency management (critical in Java's massive ecosystem), provide reproducible builds, and standardize project structures across teams.
Package Structure Purpose:
Prevents naming conflicts in enterprise environments where thousands of libraries might be used together.
Final Reality Check 🔍
Go Setup:
# 1. Install Go
# 2. Write main.go
# 3. go run main.go
# Total time: 30 seconds
Java Setup:
# 1. Install JDK (5min)
# 2. Set JAVA_HOME (10min of debugging)
# 3. Install IDE (10min)
# 4. Create project (5min)
# 5. Wait for indexing (15min)
# 6. Write HelloWorld.java (2min)
# 7. Wait for Maven downloads (10min)
# 8. Finally run
# Total time: 57 minutes
# RAM used: 1.2GB
# Sanity lost: Priceless
Moral of the story: Java's complexity comes from solving enterprise-scale problems, but it feels like using a rocket launcher to kill a mosquito when you're just trying to print "Hello World."
Next article: "Dependencies: How Java Downloads Half the Internet to Print Text"
You! Yes, You!
I maintain gofr (a Go framework for happy devs). We need:
- Bug squashers 🐜
- Documentation wizards 📜
- Feature ninjas 🥷
- Humans who can click "Star" ⭐
No experience? Perfect! Beginners welcome. 👉 GitHub: github.com/gofr-dev/gofr
Help me fix issues so I can instead cry over my Java knowledge. 🙏
Go forth and code! (Or nap. We support both.) 💤💻
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