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[Alien Hunter Series Pt. 1] Mastering the COBOL Programming Language

Saurabh Rai on November 06, 2023

The Story The year is 2077. The soft hum of futuristic machinery is drowned out by the sudden ominous silence that blankets the Earth. W...
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Saurabh Rai • Edited

Thanks a lot, Nevo, for providing me with this opportunity to create the Alien Hunter Saga.
I'm available on GitHub at srbhr
For those who want to connect and follow me 💖🌺.
I'm working on many open-source stuff and would love the community's support.

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Nathan Tarbert • Edited

This is a playbook for governments around the world to take notice and start teaching COBOL in all schools, in hopes of building an army of developers for future conflicts.

Thank you XAE-12 for your contributions to fighting the alien forces, and mastering COBOL. I hope to see a tutorial in the next series!

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Saurabh Rai

Yes, let's join the resistance and save the world!!

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Juan Lanus

The single thing that makes COBOL code look ancient is writing it in all uppercase.
Using lowercases makes it more similar to modern code.
Uppercases were a must with line printers (like IBM 1403) that had a 48-characters repertoire, that is, no lowercase types.

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Saurabh Rai

Ha ha yeah, but we've got SQL as well.

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Juan Lanus

SQL looks great using lowercase too.
Actually, I've found that in SQL the best for me was to uppercase only the keywords. In SQL indenting is crucial to understand lengthy procedures.
In my work with usability I learned that for us humans (IT guys included) reading an all-caps text is painfull, compared with the usual mixed case seen around.
This is because we recognize the words by looking at their upper edge.
When this edge is as straight as uppercase text's, then we need to look twice in order to confirm our first glance outcome.
Thus, we read slower and with more effort.

BWT, very good article!

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Saurabh Rai

Thanks for your good works @juanlanus. And yes.

This is because we recognize the words by looking at their upper edge.
When this edge is as straight as uppercase text's, then we need to look twice in order to confirm our first glance outcome.

this makes reading capital letters a bit tedious. By we gotta do what we gotta do.

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Igor Kotua

We need useCOBOL hook in React immediately

Nice article, @srbhr !

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Saurabh Rai

Yes, why stop at React, we've got huge mainframes to write and fix. NextJS (COBOL version).

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Nevo David

Thank you COBOL!

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Saurabh Rai

Ha ha yeah! COBOL for the win!

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Bap

lol, really liked it!

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Saurabh Rai

Thank you!!

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Shreya

thanks for sharing details for COBOL!

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Saurabh Rai

When will Firecamp support COBOL??

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fast-d3v

LOL, is this a meme or what?
But I like it! 😂

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Saurabh Rai

It is for fun and laughs. But COBOL is king.