What are the best Funniest code comments in the source code you have ever found?

We have surfed the internet and hand-picked a few best code comments that the developers have written in their codes:

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Please share your findings if you have any.

Comments

[Rafi]

github.com/balderdashy/sails/issue... this is the actual comment
github.com/balderdashy/sails-docs/...

[Zane Milakovic]

Just wow.

Now I want a monkey, even though I don’t have any hair. You think I can train it to trim my beard....

[Zane Milakovic]

// not sure why the F*** this works - don’t touch

[That Blair Guy]

// No comment

[Jim Medlock]

// Abandon hope all ye who enter here

[Lukas Derksen]

// TODO: Write something interesting here

Not sure what program I found this in, but it was during a malware analysis on a desktop we received from a client. I was looking through the strings of every process that was being executed on the machine to see if it'd be malicious. I was analyzing a Windows service when I encountered that comment, so I verified the executable hashes, scanned it in every possible way, just to find out that it is completely genuine. So somewhere, there is a Microsoft developer who left that comment in production code for some background service.

[Omer Lahav]

I developed a Wordpress plugin once, and I put pokemon names as lorem ipsum in a form there. Making it production-ready, I just removed the pokemons from the actual form but left different pokemon names in comments in different files of the plugin instead.

[Chris Wagner]

Lol!

[David J Eddy]

/* they made me do it. */

[Miranda]

Immediately came to mind:

// In alphabetical order:
Here follows YAML not in alphabetical order

[Exequiel Beker]

Working on embedded, on a Hard Fault handler.

    while(1)
    {
        /* Wait here until god of death
         * came for us. */
    }

[Madza]

From personal experience, I've seen a maze (made from '-'s and '|'s) at the top and description NONE SHALL PASS!

He/She a Monty Python fan, I guess ;)

[Mason Embry]

// TODO: Not this

[Bader B]

That was a good read 😂

[Chris Wagner]

thanks...

[Artur]

/* where the world ends */

Here:
github.com/postgres/postgres/blob/...

[Matteo Joliveau]

The desperate cry for forgiveness