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Matt Eland

Chuck Norris' keyboard has 3 keys: 0, 1, and Deploy to Production

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Zohar Peled • Edited

Chuck Norris doesn't have a keyboard. He speaks machine code. Telepathically.

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Matt Eland

Or machine code speaks Chuck Norris

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Matt Eland • Edited

Chuck Norris can access properties on null references. Scientists think that the system is so afraid of Norris that it constructs the relevant objects on demand in order to avoid roundhouse.exe