dev jokes

#watercooler #jokes

What are your best bits of developer humor?

Top comments (7)

Matt Eland • Sep 2 '19

Chuck Norris' keyboard has 3 keys: 0, 1, and Deploy to Production

Zohar Peled • Sep 13 '19 • Edited

Chuck Norris doesn't have a keyboard. He speaks machine code. Telepathically.

Matt Eland • Sep 13 '19

Or machine code speaks Chuck Norris

Matt Eland • Sep 13 '19 • Edited

Chuck Norris can access properties on null references. Scientists think that the system is so afraid of Norris that it constructs the relevant objects on demand in order to avoid roundhouse.exe

Zohar Peled • Sep 13 '19

There are 10 hard things in computer science.
Memory management and... Damn, forgot the second one.

Jerami • Nov 28 '19 • Edited

Doctor: This is a nightmare!

Dad: nudging me that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a #programmer to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Doctor: The systems are down and we can't get anyone's records!

Dad:...
Me:😏
— Jerami (@codeandlonely ) November 27, 2019