I love making weird web projects that nobody asked for - but people still end up loving.
Every month I launch something completely absurd at https://absurd.website
Some projects are real, some are MVPs, and some are pure fake-it-'til-you-make-it. You never know - that's how the internet works these days. :)
Here's what I've built so far - and why it's fun:
🧧 Add Luck to Your e-Store
Place a waving cat on your website to "boost" sales through sheer superstition. It's marketing magic!
🧠 Microtasks for Meatbags
In the future, AI will write prompts for humans. Rent your soul to AI and become a biological API.
🎮 OPERATION D-DAY: ONE SECOND OF WAR
A 3D shooter where survival lasts mere seconds. Blink, and you're dead.
🗣️ LingoPrio
Learn five languages simultaneously by unlocking 350+ words in just 5 minutes. Fluency not guaranteed.
🖼️ Artist's Death Effect Database
When artists die, their work becomes valuable. Morbid? Yes. So who's next?
📚 Sexy Math
Learn math with motivation. Each correct answer undresses a model. Education meets seduction.
📱 ChillyParent
Control your child with your smartphone. Modern parenting made easy.
🐾 Easy Pet Drop Box
Too busy to rehome your pet? Just drop it in our box. The future of irresponsible responsibility.
🔍 Spot The Differences
A game that challenges your perception - or does it?
🌟 Influencer Overnight
Join our social experiment to become an influencer with 100,000 followers - no effort required.
🎨 Stealing From Dreams
Choose any artwork from our images, and we'll create it for you. Let's steal art from dreams!
👽 A Guide For Aliens To Live On Earth
An essential guidebook for extraterrestrial visitors navigating our planet.
🧩 Puzzle Solvers Agency
Send us your unsolved puzzles or Lego, and we'll solve them for you - because why not?
💦 Absurd Toilet Water
A luxury fragrance allegedly made from toilet water. Eau de W.C.
🎤 OPEN Celebrity
One face, shared by everyone. The whole internet uses the same open-source celebrity - and she becomes famous. Everyone wins.
👻 Invisible Lingerie
The sexiest lingerie you can imagine - because it's invisible.
🎨 White Label Art Agency
Creating art for wannabe artists. Join us!
🚀 Trip to Mars
A real-time spaceflight simulator game that takes seven months to complete - patience is key.
🐌 Slow Delivery Service
Embrace the slow life with our sloooooooooooow delivery service.
🌍 Offset your CO2 emissions by buying me a Tesla
Offset your carbon footprint by buying me a Tesla - it's that simple.
🚁 Helicopter Jobs
Earn money with pointless jobs - because not all work needs purpose.
🎥 Synchronic Video Battle
Watch synchronized videos of opposing themes and cast your vote.
👁️ Eyes Dating Site
A dating platform focused solely on the eyes - no faces, no profiles, just gazes.
🧲 Magnetic Buy Now Button
A button so compelling, visitors can't resist clicking - marketing genius.
💾 '90 Web Design Art Studio - Y2K
Reviving the aesthetics of '90s web design - nostalgia at its finest.
🖤 Dark Mandala
A color-by-number book with only one color - black.
🛍️ Buy Nothing Store
A store where you can buy nothing - literally.
If you're intrigued by the absurd and enjoy web experiments, check out https://absurd.website.
New project every month! Feedback are always welcome!
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