What Is The Worst Comment In Your Code?

Inspired by the thread Software developers of Reddit, what is the most shameful "fuck it, it works" piece of code you've ever written?, I wanted to ask what horrible/funny comments you have in your code.

In my main code base, 1000 lines in to a 2.5k line file, sits this beauty:

//================YOU ARE ENTERING HELL ON EARTH=======================
//======================THE PAIN STARTS HERE===========================

I tried to refactor it once or twice, but I think I just got myself more jumbled as a result.

What signposts lie in the dark tunnels of your code to guide any unfortunate souls who had to venture that deep?

Comments

[Stephen Chiang]

/* Why is it written like this? 
Now we're committed unless limitless
resources magically appear to afford
the refactor. Don't do this!
*/

[JoppeDC]

I really loved this one, although its not from my project, rather from online :p
Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up; //ha ha

[Alex Takitani]

# bleeeee bleeeeeee bleeeeeeeeeeeeee -> isso foi eu vomitando enquanto fazia esse codigo

which translates more or less to

# bleeeee bleeeeeee bleeeeeeeeeeeeee ->  this was me vomiting while coding this.

[Owlgyle]

//plz come back and clean this up

[Vincent Guarnaccia]

Somebody added two comments to code written by another team member:

// Yuck... --<name redacted>

// Double yuck... --<name redacted>

[John Uhri]

  // TODO: this works 99% of the time

[Thomas Rayner]

// Will come back and fix this later

On a file that hasn't been touched in 3+ years. It's not very artistic or dramatic, but fffff....

[Yoandy Rodriguez Martinez]

// To <Name redacted>: I will hunt you down and shoot you
// if you ever block an async call in this module again.

[Reid Thomas]

In my big honkin WordPress plugin I built:

// USING $_GET IS $_KLUDGY_AS_FUQ

[Sam Benskin]

My favourite was this:

function sendSendmailMail

With the accompanying comment:

// Look, I don't even have time to name this function properly let alone write it