Give me your best poem. Here are two of my favorites:
Kelly Vaughn 🐞@kvlly
Roses are red
Violets are blue
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Kelly Vaughn 🐞@kvllyLearning to code: a haiku
Is this thing working?
Nope, I clearly broke something
This may take a while12:49 PM - 14 Jan 2019
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(first attempt)
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a while loop,
No escape from infinity.
Open your eyes,
Look up to the screen and see,
I'm just a small bug, I'm here to irate,
Because I'm easy come, hard to go,
Little deep, little more,
Any way the code flows doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Mama, just quit my job,
Put a gun against my head,
Pull the trigger, blow my head.
Mama, I can't do this no more,
And now I've gone and thrown it all away.
Mama, ooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again at this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.
Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine,
Body's aching all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
Mama, ooh (any way the state flows),
I don't wanna code,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.
I see a little silhouetto of a wiz,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fix-at-to?
Thunderbolt and lightning,
Very, very frightening me.
(Click) Tap.
(Click) Tap-Tap,
Tap-Tap Taaaaap
Magnifico-o-o-o-o.
I'm just a poor coder, no code loves me.
They are a code wiz, with great skills,
Spare me my life from this monstrosity.
Easy come, hard to go, will you please run my code?
Bismillah! No, it will not build nor run. (Stupid bug !)
Bismillah! It will still not run. (Stupid bug!)
Bismillah! It will still not run.. (Stupid bug!)
It will still not run.. (Stupid bug!)
Never ever give up (Never, never, never, never let it go)
Oh oh oh oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let it go.)
Beelzebub has send a code demon for me, for me, for me.
So you think you can annoy me and just lie to me?
So you think you can compile or just leave me be?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.
(Ooooh, ooh yeah, ooh yeah)
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.
Any way the code blows.
Roses are ReNullPointerException
Bookmarking this for the day a brilliant programming poem idea pops up in my head.
Day 1:
Beep beep..ohh do not trip
Sever starting...
Seee...you got whipped
No more stacking..
Say no more. Just an exception!
Pheew!...I got logged out
No more working.
Haha this is great, in my spare time I write non-programming poems :)
Roses are #F00
Violets are #00F
I've coded myself into a corner,
because hex codes don't rhyme;
How does it work?
I will open the black box
It's written in C
Begin your day, feels okay,
Click-clack, fix a bug,
constandvar, review a PR,And deploy the front-end at the very end.
Time to go home and disappear,
[INSERT YOUR LIFE HERE]I don't want to provoke you
but as a matter of fact
Angular is better
than React...
Why is this broken?
Maybe I'll run it again?
Well, why did that work?
alloc, dealloc
managing memory, cake
segmentation fault
Nice one 😂
I do not work out
Stuff doesn't work out for me
This is not a haiku