Some stories begin with a bug report.
Mine begins with Bitwarden... and ends with a stand-up comedy set on GitHub.
I just wanted to register. That’s all.
No expectations. No edge cases. Just one humble email and a password.
But when the UX said “no,” I said, “fine — I’ll write a one-act play instead.”
So here it is:
A theatre of sarcasm, screenshots, a dramatic banner, and a not-so-silent scream of a user who had some free time and a working brain.
🎭 Link to the GitHub drama:
https://github.com/MenstaDay/bitwarden-registration-theatre
No bitterness.
Just a story of broken UX, markdown, and emotional processing through code.
If Bitwarden ever fixes the flow — I might write a sequel:
“The Return of the Registration”
— Юленька Николайская
(the girl who writes software reviews like they're theatre)
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