Yesterday I realized that I had included a great pun in my Cache is King conference talk(besides the title of course!) without even knowing it.
...
For further actions, you may consider blocking this person and/or reporting abuse
Why was the developer unhappy at their job?
They wanted arrays.
More at dad-jokes repo by the bos man Wes Bos. I chuckle every time I open up that repo.
Can someone explain this to a German?
Arrays sounds like "a raise". Google translate says "Gehaltserhöhung" means pay raise.
But instead got an object? Badoom tss
Oh, I thought maybe it was getting a little too app_le'y ;$
Thought they were tired of fiddling with their boss’s backend!
How JavaScript developer break ups:
I promise to callback later
The two hardest problems in software development are:
The best one I have ever heard is
A programmer accused of unreadable code refuses to comment😂😂
Classic 🙂
Love this one
Here's a couple from the pun king himself, Aaron Patterson.
Liquid error: internal
Liquid error: internal
Them: Why do you hit the keys so hard while you're coding?
Me: I'm practicing strong typing!
Oh, the typed ruby one is so good 😀
I will use it next time someone brings up typescript!
🤣🤣🤣
Not a pun, but from the index of the dBASE III Plus manual back in the '80s (when software came with printed manuals so big you could kill someone with them):
The DOM people see -
The DOM I see -
punch cards. No, not really, I'm not that old.
My personal favorite is probably this Rick Cook quote:
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.
TCP is just SYNACKtic sugar.
A painful and epic exchange at the last European Ruby Conference, hosted on a cruise ship in Rottermda, Netherlands!
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft office pun?
Me: Word.
Don't push me to commit or I'll git ya.
Forking a repo is no cutting edge technology. A branch manager could do it.
I have to interrupt this thread. I would normally not do this, this is an exception.
The chief executive yelled at everyone,
"Functional or not,we have to deliver,the components to our client by tonight, so I don't care how you do it,get a bundler,get it bundled, We(b)pack tonight,we ship".
I was so stressed,I drank it all in one gulp.
Grunted for an hour,before it came out of my System.
Not a pun, but old-school fun with COBOL:
88 RESOUNDING-CRASH. VALUE “YES”
PERFORM BACKFLIPS-AND-SOMERSAULTS UNTIL RESOUNDING-CRASH
this one
Q: How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Yes.
this one
!false
It's funny 'cause it's true.
and this one
nock Knock!
An async function
Who's there?
A digital kanban board isn't as tearable as a bunch of sticky notes.
Data access from multiple threads is knot easy to handle.
Teacher: What is a wild pointer?
Me: Survivor of the wild. 😂
I used to call her babe. She told babeLoves you. Turned out she loved my friend called You. All this time they were transpiling(I mean conspiring) against me.
I generally don't React,but when I do, I get components.
I went to Comic Con - sole purpose was to enjoy. Lost my i-card, got Logged out of it.
The absolutely best pun is:
"It's not a bug, it's a feature!"
Sadly, however, it's just not funny, because it hurts.