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Hey there! If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be a software developer, pull up a chair, grab some coffee, and brace yourself.
My Daily Routine
- 9:00 AM – Open laptop and stare at code for 5 minutes wondering if I'm alive.
- 9:05 AM – Realize I have no idea what I’m doing, Google everything.
- 11:00 AM – Solve a bug that shouldn’t have existed in the first place.
- 2:00 PM – Automate a task that takes 2 minutes, just to feel like a wizard.
- 4:00 PM – Remember I skipped lunch. Eat instant noodles.
- 6:00 PM – Code review: Cry silently while pretending to understand your teammate’s code.
- 2:00 AM – Push a fix to production. Panic internally. Celebrate externally. 🎉
Developer Truths
- Debugging is like being a detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.
- Stack Overflow is basically my second home.
- Coffee: not a drink, a lifestyle.
- Code Comments: If future-me can’t understand this, no one can.
Why I Love Development
Because at the end of the day, I build things that make life easier, solve problems, and occasionally cause chaos in production. And somehow, people pay me for it. 💸
"Talk is cheap. Show me the code." – Linus Torvalds
PS: If you read this and laughed (or cried), star this repo. You know, for moral support. Star it here! ⭐
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