When I first wrote about @NenzyBrownAssistantBot here, it was mostly a storefront — a place where someone could see what I build, ask questions and place an order without hunting through five websites. Useful, but a bit static. A menu with good manners.
Over the last few days it changed jobs. On 31 October I wired SignSafe into it, and that tipped the bot from brochure into toolbox.
The new command that started it
Send /signsafe a signing request — the permit, approval or typed data your wallet is asking you to approve — and the bot decodes it in the chat. Who the spender is, how much they can move, when it expires, and whether it matches the shape of the drainer requests that empty wallets. No browser tab, no pasting things into a website you just met.
That placement matters more than I expected. The moment you're asked to sign something dodgy, you're usually already inside Telegram — someone sent you the link in a chat five minutes earlier. A check that lives in the same app gets used. A check on a website you have to remember gets admired.
What else is in there now
The bot is becoming the front door for the whole small ecosystem I've been shipping from Dubai:
- ProofReceipt — SHA-256 delivery receipts, so a file you sent can't quietly become "the file that never arrived".
- ScamOrNot — paste the suspicious message or link before you act on it.
- SignSafe — decode the signature before you sign it.
- Orders — if you want a build done for you, that's still in there, running through
/order.
Nothing fancy holds it together. It's one bot account, a set of commands, and the same engines that run on the websites, doing their work inside a chat window instead.
The honest bit
The bot has no crowd behind it yet. These tools launched days ago, they're pre-revenue, and I'm writing this because distribution is the job now — building quietly and hoping people trip over the products stopped being a plan a while ago.
So, a genuine ask rather than a pitch: open the bot, run /signsafe on the next approval request you were going to sign anyway, and tell me whether the decode matched what you expected. If it was wrong, I want that message more than a compliment.
The websites aren't going anywhere. But I suspect the chat window is where these checks will actually get used, and I'd rather find out now than guess for a month.
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