Monday feels like encountering a bug that only happens in production and somehow works perfectly in your local environment. Classic Monday energy.
Last Week's Win 🏆
Successfully migrated from that legacy API everyone was afraid to touch. Turns out the "complex business logic" was just a bunch of if-else statements that could've been a simple switch case. Sometimes the scariest dragons are just lizards with good PR.
Today's Debugging Strategy
The Rubber Duck Method: Explain your Monday to an imaginary rubber duck (or your coffee mug, I don't judge). Sometimes just saying "I have 47 Slack notifications and my build is failing" out loud makes it feel more manageable.
Monday Developer vs Friday Developer
Friday Me: "I'll definitely remember what this function does without comments"
Monday Me: Stares at my own code like it's written in ancient Sanskrit
Also Monday Me: "Who wrote this garbage?"
checks git blame
Monday Me: "Oh. It was me. On Friday."
Life hack: Write code comments like you're explaining it to Monday You after a three-day weekend. Be specific. Be kind. Monday You has the memory retention of a goldfish with anxiety.
Monday Startup Checklist
- ☕ Caffeine levels: Acceptable for human operation?
- 💻 Did I remember my laptop charger this time?
- 🔄 Are all my weekend side-project commits pushed? (Asking for a friend...)
- 📧 Email count below "abandon all hope" threshold?
- 🧘 Expectations calibrated to "minimum viable productivity"?
You're doing great. Really.
Monday Mantra
"Every bug is just a feature waiting to be discovered. And if it's not, that's what hotfixes are for."
Remember: Even the best developers have Mondays where they spend 2 hours debugging only to realize they were looking at the wrong file. It's not you, it's Monday.
What's keeping your Monday sane? Share your debugging strategies in the comments - let's build a community troubleshooting guide for Monday motivation!
Tomorrow: Tech Tip Tuesday (hint: it involves making your time productive)
Part of the 🌈 Daily Dev Doses series - because every developer needs their daily vitamins
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